9th State of the Barrio Address (SOBA)
3 months and 12 days!
What a run! But we’re not finished! We’re still flying high! What are we gonna be when we grow up? Sikweet!!!
For now, I’m broadcasting live from Philadelphia mga ka-barrio, if you’ve noticed our Barrio 7 statistics, we have now breached the 200,000 Alexa ranking category which means, we are no longer “SINO BA KAMI” rather, “ASAN NA BA SILA?!” hahaha! Charing lang! Kayo naman. Tse! Eto exhibit A:
Which means, membership to the elite B7 Writers Club is now closed, except yong Malditong tiga Iloilo, dahil kabaryo ko sya and me being half-Ilonggo, pasok sya pati na yong gwapo tiga Dubai! o kaya yong tiga New York na andun pa ata sa kalye nag-lo-long driving Hahaha! Pasensya na kayo, rabid B7 regulars are special to us. The rest who would like to join us will make samba to all of us, make evil na evil show, and make suhol to La Kapitana, social climb to the max and more importantly, make an offering to the gods! Hahaha! Wag kayong mag-alala, nasusuhulan ako hehehe!
As a final hurdle, you must pass our rigidly invading physical examination… nang blog mo! Hahaha! Lalait-laitin ka namen, i-ismol-ismolin at ookray-okrayin hehehe! But of course, we want you to practice social climbing.
I must warn all B7 writers & residents na bumili nang helmet and prepare yourself dahil, expect that we will be pelted with dead rats pati na gravel and sand. Kapalan na naten mga muka naten to make sure na mag-bounce lahat nang bato. My professor and mentor kept reminding me na as you continue to go up, the more they see your arse, kaya babatuhin ka nang babatuhin. So, try to wear gold underwear not some cheap tupperware. Hahaha!
If you’ve noticed, we’ve completely re-arranged our furniture and fixtures sa Barrio Siete. We’ve organized stuff na nakasabit sa dingding which you will see on the right hand side corner – Featured, Latest Posts, Comments, Popular & Tags. Gawa to lahat ni Mr. Social Media Philippines, Rob Angeles. Of all places, graduate sya nang Angeles University Foundation! I wonder why that school is family?! Hahaha! Hoy! Just a reminder, Rob is not a graduate in Chemistry! Hahaha!
And right above nung Betamaks sa Barrio, you’d see where you can subscribe to us, para the Postman will always have a letter for you from da Barrio. So, give us some love naman o. Subscribe naman kayo please. Parang awa nyo na hehehe! Do it voluntarily. Kundi block kayo sa Barrio! Grrr!
And if you like Barrio Siete? Purihin kami! Write a review, kiver kung positive or negative. It’s your time to make inis and away us. We need it for home improvement and landscaping purposes. Write your review here.
Great, great work by B7 Writers talaga and many, many thanks to all our fans.
Now, because we were extremely delighted with our 200k run, big announcement coming up soon! We will rock Pinoy Blogosphere!!!
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nakakatuwa naman ang statistics! Congratulations to every body. Thanks to the readers and supporters of this blog collective! Mabuhay po kayo. Kung walang nag-babasa rito, para lang kaming pusang ngiyaw ng ngiyaw!
No problem yun Kapitana. A work in progress naman ang Barrio at isip pa tayo mga innovations para matuwa mga readers natin. Kakainis nga eh, wala pa ring SEO ang Barrio tsk tsk tsk..
Onga pala, nag take 2 ako sa Chemistry kaya no worries LOL!
In other news…
297,335 na ang Alexa ranking ng barrio as of the moment ng pagcomment ko here. hahahahhaha.
Congratulations sa mga ka-barrio mates ko dito. PROUD AKO SA INYONG LAHAT.Pramis yan. Proud ako na nakasama ko kayo at pati na din sa mga posts nyo. You are what you are mga ka-barrio.
Pagpasensyahan nyo na kung medyo natutuyuan ako sa posts dito sa barrio. Busy pa ako sa tambak ng labahin ko sa ilog. Pag nakatapos na ako today, leche! magpopost na ako dito sa Barrio.
Hirap mabuhay kung walang Barrio Siete.
Mabuhay tayong lahat. Hahahahhahaha.
P.S.
Rob, thanks sa pagtulong mo dito sa ating Barrio. Ayos din itong nagawa mo.
tagal ko di naka dalaw at naging busy at mahigpit ang pangangailangan sa pera. lol.
galing.
ibang klase.
salamat sa mga bumuo ng B7 at ang husay.
now that we had moved past the sound barrier, the real game begins. watch out buladasphere!
Tama nga pala ang sabi ng Pamangkin ko na isa nyong writer d2 na namundok.. Kakaiba ang barrio siete sa lahat…mabilis rumagasa, kumbaga sa sasakyan ay Kalesa..este! Volvo 8.0 engine. grabe! ang tulin, parang kidlat.
Siya nga pala.. mawiwili nako d2.. d2 nako lagi tambay.. wag lang kayo maasar dahil Tiyuhin ko rin si Ceasar Asar..
To La Kapitana REynz, and to all barrio siete writers.. (Mel, silver, snow, dFish, bloops,reesie,and a lot more.. espcly to my Idol Buraot) MULA SA PUSO ni Tiyo Paeng.. Congratulations sa inyong lahat… alam ko na malayo pa ang inyong mararating, basta wag lang kayo titigil sa kalalakad. Amen??? raise the rooooffff.
Also to Rob Angeles… Job well done parekoy… dahil dyan, ikaw ang magiging guest of honor ko sa pinakabago kong Videoke bar na bubuksan sa kamuning…
congrats barrio siete..
and thanks to rob for the renovation. good job guys, keep it up po.. sarap tumambay sa barrio nyo..
Congrats sa Barrio Siete, kay La Kapitana at sa lahat ng mga ka-Barrio ko rito. Yehey, EB na lang ang kulang!
Snow, wag na yun! baka lulutuin lang ulit ni Janet.. he he he, over cook na nga eh.. nya ha ha ha
shucks yun rss button may salakot! sino gumawa?? ang galing!! Yung RSS button sa Reyna Elena may korona. Inggitera ako, pwede ba akong mag pagawa ng Rss button na nag no-nosebleed? Thanks! HAHAHAH
@malen,
kayang kaya nyang gawing paduguin ang rss na yan heheeh email mo sya!
[...] Most of all!!! Kay Barrio Siete La Kapitana on THE NINTH SOBA: CONGRATULATIONS PO na achieve na KASIKATAN NG BARRIOSIETE.COM AT SA LAHAT NA MGA WRITERS NITO! Salamat din po, sa pag mention nyu sa tiga New York in your 9th STATE OF THE BARRIO ADDRESS (SOBA). [...]
naku! closed na ang membership. meaning sushal na lang talaga ang pwedeng magsulat dito? tsk tsk tsk… pero teka, mahunting nga itong sinasabi mong “gwapong tga dubai” at baka pwedeng mapapackage! lol.
congratulations… and celebration…
hak hak hak! nag-swoming daw sya monique at lalayasan na ang boarding house nya at nawili ata dun sa pers klas na resort hahaha
pwede namang i-open ang membership basta me offering to the gods hehehe as i said, nasusuhulan ang La Kapitana hehehe
Congrats to all! (tipid comment) hahaha!
Maraming salamat to the staff and crew and most especially the viewers este readers of Barrio Siete. Mabuhay kayong lahat!
he he he..tinatapos ko pa ang welcome post ko.basta within this week papasa ko na..na excited ako.lols.
natatawa talaga ako sa offerings to the gods na yan.ha ha ha. Nasa utak ko kasi kailangan pang i amputate ang isang blogger para lang makapasok sa B7.lol
More power to guys!!You proved again to the madla that you all are not JUST a blogger..wink wink!
Congratulations sa lahat ng b7 writers, you’re all good and talented writers, and of course, high credit goes to our royal highness mahal na reyna kapitana, saludo kami sa iyo mudra, mahaba na ang nararating ng iyong kapa, keep up the good work guys!!!!
EB!! EB!!! EB!!!
thumbs up! congrats! yey!