A Letter from An Unhappy Reader
This is an e-mail from our PO Box galing sa isa nating reader na dinala ng none other than Darna herself! Thank you Darna. Huwag kang mag-alala, papanuorin kita sa kahit sa pilot episode lang dahil Kapamilya ako. Hahaha!
Anyway, this reader happens to have an opinion about Barrio Siete. Not everyone here love us you know. May hindi rin masaya sa pinag-gagagawa namin. Hahaha!
Read on.
Dear Barrio Siete people,
First of all let me introduce myself, my name is Elaine Katherine Lourdes Anna Theresa , but my friends call me Eklat. That’s my initials by the way, in case you didn’t noticed. I am 22 years old, single but dating a son of a [put chain of supermarkets owner’s family name here]. My father is a rich businessman involved in beverages and my mother is a congresswoman. I graduated from a design school in New York with a degree in fashion merchandising. Obviously, I come from a rich family and I live in a penthouse of one of the most expensive condominiums here in Makati. In short, I am sushal.
I am writing this letter because of my yaya of 10 years, Yaya Indang, but I prefer to call her Yaya Indira because it’s more posh sounding. I love my yaya and although she’s a little sushal like me she just can’t forget her roots. You know kasi, Yaya Indira grew up in a little barrio from the south, Barrio Six located in the far flung province of Bicolandia. I try my very best to make her sushal like me so that it won’t be too dyahe if my sushal friends see her with me especially when we dine in [put name of sushal fine dining restaurant here] or go shopping in [put name of sushal shopping mall here]. I just can’t leave my yaya at home because to me, she’s not just my yaya. She’s like my super duper older sister. She’s a little old na kasi. Like 35. And in the plastic surgery world, that means you’re 80.
Anyway, back to the reason why I wrote this e-mail. One day, I found Yaya Indira making kulikot my macbook. I just make deadma because sometimes I let her use my macbook so that she can update her facebook and do online shopping for me. I noticed that she was laughing, then pausing for a moment, then laughing hard again. I decided to make tabi at her side and look at what she’s laughing at. I was surprised to see it’s barriosiete.com pala so I make basa with her.
My initial reaction upon reading your blog was OMFG!
I was so horrified, shocked and appalled. I can’t believe that such blog existed. Your use of the English language is very unusual but NOT in a good way. It’s very sickening I wanna run to the bathroom and puke like the time I was bulimic. Not only did you murder the English language but also your use of Tagalog in your posts. You are making BALAHURA the Tagalog. You are also keen in using a very bizarre form of language that I only hear from badings and babaeng badings especially on local tv and in comedy bars. For the record, I love gays. They make beautiful clothes like my personal couturier, [put name of top Pinoy designer here]. I just can’t stand that you are using it together with English and Tagalog at the same time. It’s very unconventional and insulting to the English-speaking world, you know like me. You are also very blunt in insulting my mother, Congresswoman [put name of politician here]. For your information she is a solid opposition member and is very vocal about it. It’s totally UNTRUE that she’s seeking the support of Senator [put name of administration senator here] so that she can have the support of both parties. It just so happened that my mother and senator are mag kumare and they are both clients of Dra. [put name of popular dermatologist here]. If you can’t stand insulting and hurling government leaders with false accusations, why don’t you just eat cheese. That’s what my mother told me to relax myself and be free of stress.
I also noticed in your comments sections, majority of the commenters are ALASKADORS. Especially some of the writers, they are so used in making alaska each other. That is so not fierce. It’s very disgusting. Why don’t you make gaya the mainstream blogs that I normally read. They are very intelligent because they use the English language very proficiently. Like [put name of other blog here], and [here], and [here].
That’s all.
XOXO,
Eklat
P.S.
My yaya is undergoing therapy from Dr. [put name of top psychologist here] so that she’ll be back to being sushal-in-the-making again after two months of religiously reading your blog.
Ayan, kayo na ang bahala diyan. At least pinagbigyan namin ang sulat ni Eklat. Baka sabihin niyo naman na hindi kami fair dito sa barrio.
My message to you Eklat is this:
We can’t please everbody and obviously we did not please you. I just hope that you continue to let your yaya read our blog because it’s the only thing that makes her happy and keeping her healthy. And by the way, it’s not her who should be seeing a psychologist or psychiatrist for that matter. Look at the mirror and you’ll see who deserves to be mentally checked.
Important: The article you just read is a work of fiction inspired from not so real events. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Ang tamaan huwag magagalit dahil ang pikon ay laging talo. Charing!
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Mel is is the ‘gurl’ behind “The Misadventures of Mel Beckham”. ‘She’ graduated from Brokenshire College with a double major in Management and Entrepreneurship. ‘She’ grew up in the city but now lives in the bukid near barrio siete juggling work as a farm manager, office secretary, messenger, construction worker, housemaid, make-up artist and babysitter. Despite ‘her’ busy schedule, ‘she’ finds the time to blog in between work, and errands using ‘her’ primitive mobile phone. ‘She’ plans to take ‘her’ MBA soon but ‘her’ multiple jobs prevent ‘her’ from doing so unless going to school will get ‘her’ paid to pay for ‘her’ utangs.
Before ‘she’ dies, ‘she’ hopes of owning a pair of Louboutins, and landing on the cover of Vogue, kahit sa Vogue India lang. Whichever comes first.
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I hope someone would not make tampo na for being asared by the alaskadors and make sugod somewhere else to make sirang puri the barrio siete. hehehe
BASE!!!
Omigod Kuya KK, you mean there are really people who are so asar about our being alaskadors? That is so sad. Now I have to behave na talaga here. You know, like be prim and proper all the time na. Goshness!
Who the hell is this PRETENTIOUS WHORE! Matapang sya pakilala sya ng ayus. Pakisabi sa kanya buti pa ang Yaya nya na-EMANCIPATE na sa wakas from MENTAL SLAVERY! It takes 120 IQ and 80 EQ for sould to understand and appreciate BS, and obviously wala sya nito.
If this whore is wondering what Emancipation is… pwede nya i-google kasi I am sure di nya alam kung ano ang Thesaurus (kahit dictionary malamang) Dahil SHUSYAL sya as what she claims…WIKIPEDIA ang alam nya.
Pakisabi rin na yung PINANGTUTUSTUS nya sa ka-SHUSYALAN nya ay malamang kalahati nito mula sa lakas manggagawa at mga bagong bayani (ewwwwwwww) na nagbabanat buto!.
Mourning for the DEATH of “SENSIBILITY”
Manay Cora,
Halika muna sa kapihan kina Aling Karing. Ang puso mo.
Mas takot na ako sa iyo kesa sa mga terrorista sa Indonesia. Aruroy.
Paiinumin mo ng Kape si Aling Cora eh di lalo yang na high blood haha.
ALASKA ang ipainom mo para kumalma haha
Blue; diet na ako dito ng mahabang panahon sana ipakilala nyo naman ako kahit di na kay Senor Cuervo, kay Kumapareng Miguel ok lang din. Pero, ALASKA with CHEESE? why not choc-nut. Kahit magdamag!
ahahaha ang lakas ng tawa ko dito. Madame ang lakas ng humor mo. ikaw ang senir version ni lee hahahaha
Madame lambanog tayo dine sa amin haha May babad na sankis at ubas. wala pa hangover haha
sana nga po, makasama ako sa Kapihan, kaso inaapoy ako sa lagnat…waaaaa. Next time, kape tayo ng walang kawawaan habang pinakukuluan sa kawa ng “ungas”., There,I sounded “jologs” again..
Ah ehhh….Manay Cora, inihahanda ko na din po ang kawa in case na gusto nyo mag-adobo.
Ako na din po magbabalat na patatas. Wala si Lee eh. Nasa kabundukan pa.
Silver, we belong to the higher ECHELON of work force–meaning we CAN AFFORD. I don’t eat adobo anymore ewwwwwww, I can have galis-galis all over. It’s difficult pa naman to buy Evian in PI (I use Evian to bathe) Why don’t we have Steak instead, I heard there is a new POSH Steakhouse somewhere in LIBIS (at sinampal si Cora ng kanyang ina ng marinig sya!)
mel, di pa ako galit nyan, slight lang, Pwamis lilit ang mundo ng kung sino mang SHALA (mas Sosyal sa TERM na SHUSYAL) di sya umdated neng!
We, dont EMBRACE and definitely we don’t tolerate MEDIOCRITY abound around us created by these “SHUSYAL” nincompoops. We only bash and diss and we do it in the OPEN. Why? because we have something between our LEGS and EARS. Ok lang ang KRITISISMO, kaso pakilala ng ayus.
You decided to read what your Yaya is reading (BLESS your Yaya’s SOUL), it’s your CHOICE. YOu CRITICISE, (di po mis-spelt yan, Brit version po yan!)it is your DAMN RIGHT. But as inhabitant of BS, it is also my RIGHT to know who you are.
Piece of advise: Mag jogging ka, makakatulong sa kaliwanagan ng iyong ISIPAN ( yun eh kung meron ka)
Juice ko scary si Ate Cora kung magalit. Kaya pala mga terorista ang tinutugis. Hihi
Ate Cors, korek ka diyan.
hahaha kulang na lang magalimpuyo ang barrio sa sinabi ni manay cora hahaha
Madame I lab you na po hahaha
Blue, di ako pamili. You know there was a period that Lambanog is so in —the flavoured one. It’s so nice with all the different colours. I luv it! My favourite is the BUBBLE GUM Flavour!
(hahaha nakailag sya sa Sampal ng kanyang Ina pero kasalukuyan syang hinahabol ngayon ng Itak!)
wag kape. baka lalo manginig. hehhehe.
Ate Cora ang puso moooo! Hindi pa yata kasali sa 50% off sa botika ng barrio ang gamot sa sakit sa puso. Hihihi. Relax lang Ate, relax.
120/80 normal lang pag ito ang bloody pressure mo manay Cora…
Ewan ko ba, nawala lagnat ko sa articulo ( di ito mis-spelt, Spanish version ito!)ni Mel! Neng, Isang “taas kamaong” pagbati sa iyo! Hala di kaya ako arestuhin pag dating ko ng Manila, pag di nyo na ako nakikita online mag demand kayo ng Writ of Habeas Corpus(latin mo ito?
Ala, kaklase pala itong si aling cora ni malen hahahaha
Ka- “collectib” ba si Malen, saang area ba sya? Baka nag-kita kami sa US EMBASSY nuon.
ayan naglalabasan na ang mga kakolektibs. wehehehhe.
hala sumbong ko kayo sa mg TL nyo ahaha
Idiots are not like the waves tossed by the sea. Actually morons are like buoys (check the dictionary please). At least the waves make it to the shores. Buoys only float forever at the middle of nowhere in the ocean. weightless, current-less and stagnant. Just like the human brain when we are too engrossed with politicians LOL
Hoy bloop!
make pot pot muna here there and everywhere…hahahha…
ay, iba pala pag nasa sea, walang potpot! Hahahahha….
O miss Mental Block you are back hahaha.
I will potpot when there is someone who is huthot haha
Hey Bloop,
Dont speak in bastardized english coz you’ll get scolded and branded as balahura at alaskador you know. Be shushal!
Nyahahahaha
in lieu of the untoward incident transpired in the bowels of a certain online network, i rather speak in my scholastic tongue than use the “waves of the sea” as an analogy to morons which happens to be in the same boat swept by the waves. LOl
Will this do Madame Silver Sushal LOL
no comment. ehem.
Kuya Bluep, blame it on Love. Bwahahaha
Haha. Inlababo ba sa Kraft? O sa Eden? LOL
sa cheez whiz. LOL
Hahaha Bullseye LOL
Cheez Whiz is so cheappangga to death, Mel. You should other spreads na lang noh.
Hay naku, I will send you mamahalin na sandwich spread.
hoy silver! don’t bastardize chizwiz especially the pimiento kase i that punas punas lang that to the pandesal at another punas of tomato sauce before making ihaw to the oven and presto! pizza pie, barrio siete style.
@Kotseng Kuba!
Ngak! Barrio Siete pizza! Hahahha.
@SIlver we love chizwiz no.. pimiento is so cool, just add some macaroni and instant macaroni and chiz! that’s our meryenda.. we so love Barney kase!
sana, someone made copy of the conversation at ipasta sa comments section hahaha! sige na please! we want to make basa it too with our yaya! hahaha!
wala akong lusot.wahahhahah! sunog na sunog ako!!!!
Nice entry Mel! Ang lupet mo gurl! Reregaluhan kita ng gown from Monique Lhuillier para shushal! hahahahha….
xoxo,
Silver
Omigod Silver, that is so nice of you! Monique Lhuillier is like, very fierce you know. She’s very sushal! Hahaha
Aba e sushalan ang gusto ni Eklat, pwes, I will give you shushalan!
O baka gusto mo ng furniture from Kenneth Cobonpue? Yung Brad Pitt bed? You like? I can give it to you coz you know I am sushal and I want my barrio friends to be shushal like me.
Silver you’re so sushal! I can be like, you know, sumkinda BFF with ya so that I can be sushal too. Lol
C’mon Mel, you should be shushal like me. Okay, I will make deliver na your Lhuillier gown and the Cobonpue furniture. How about Vera Wang plates and wine? There’s space pa in my balik bayan box. Its so cheap lang to send one from Antartica.
Silver that’s too much already. I’m gonna be overwhelmed with the balikbayan box you are making padala. I’ll be very sushal na talaga!
No biggie Mel. That’s only a small amount you know. That’s only barya to me. Okay naman kay Dad na magpadala ako here sa Barrio Siete. I can give gifts pa to the rest of the barrio people here.
I maybe dropping off this month to visit the Philippines. I’ll be staying in Dad’s hotel, you know, the Ascott and Somerset Hotel in Makati.
If you want, I can give you the penthouse there and we’ll have a pajama party para shushal.
oh my gulay!!!
Silver why not make pamigay sa lahat ng ka Barrio?
Ate Pehpot, I’ll give you my Prada na lang kasi it doesn’t fit me na. Silver sent me the wrong size. Lol
hahaha! galing! I like it!
seryoso ako habang binabasa ko yung sulat hehe…
haha Roy kala ko din nung Una seryoso si Eklat haha
Kuya Roy salamat at natawa ka sa kasushalan ng post na ito. Hihihi
Di bale nang Sushal si EKLAT, astig naman ang suot, bikini, boots, twalya, bra at bracelet. At may Motorcycle helmet pa hahaha
Logo ba ng pegasus yung nasa helmet nya? LOL
Hindi kaya. Pegasus is not sushal kuya. Logo yan ng Armani. Lol
akala ko ibon na sumalpak dun habang nalipad si darna LOL
Ooohhh, does she read my blog? LoL! joke.
Panalo ito.
I could totally imagine one of my sushal friends talking this way. wahahha!
hey rey welcome sa barrio
thanks for ze welcome! I like it here. Will be visiting again soon.
Eto transcript nang sinabi ni Belinda Carlos sa Fecesbook nya:
Belinda Carlos @Rose: hi, sis, bakit kaya an daming idiotang tao, nakaka walang respeto!! grrrr!!!!
Mia TC: nagkalat ang mga ganyan ate..hehe
Belinda Carlos: asar ako dun sa barriosiete, mia, lakas mangalaska nang mga tao dun!!
Mia TC: ate buset talaga mga andun, eh balahura pa gumamet nang salita, hay naku..
Again, for someone to COMPREHEND and APPRECIATE SARCASM, one has to have an AVERAGE IQ —the MINIMUM!
kurak na kurak aling cora!
Oh! So I guess I have to dedicate this post to her. LOL
hahahahahahahahaaha tawa ako ng tawa sayo mel hahaha
Bakit naman kasi kayo nagsasalita ng pang bading. Gayahin nyo na lang kami nina buraot at kk na salitang kanto ang ginagamit. dehins pa kayo masasabon ng remamits natin sa bookpes haha
Blue, WE evolve and those people who looked down to people who use “gay lingo” become IRRELEVANT later on. Kaya namatay ang LATIN Language di kasi sila nag-assimilate. Pretentious lang yang mga Neneng na yan..baka kasali yan sa isang KULTO na may aversion sa mga katulad ng mga karamihan dito sa BS. (Bading?) PEACE!
LOL antisocial syndrome aka elitista LOl
Sa susunod na post ko ay 105% gay lingo (XIV edition) ang gagamitin kong lengguwahe para lahat ng magbasa ay magkaka-nosebleed. LOL
hahaha anak ng putek hirapan na nga kami sa inyo nina Reynz at Chuvaka intindihin lengwahe nyo eh hahahahaha
Mel,
Wez na magetch itetch ni Bloop dahil ubernetch ang pagsasalita natin ng gay lingo here.
Hahahhah….:P
Trulili ka dyan Neng, can’t wait ever bilena to read your new post. Wish ko lang di abutin ng 48 years. Sight natin kung di ma-LUZ VALDEZ and byuti ng mga thank you gels…
(ang nanay nagro-rosaryo, at nagpatawag ng pari–SAPI?)
haha sige tatawagin ko ang nanay ko sa probinsya at mag papa translate ako ahaha
Atcheng Cora,
No need to wait ever bilena for my posting churvalu. Go up with the headline nitetch ng barrionetch and you will see my post for Tita Cory.
Behavenetch muna aketch sa barrionetch. In due respect for tita cory.
Agree ako kay repapipas hahahaha sakit ng tyan ko kakabasa nito..Alangya, natutong mag English wala namang IQ wahahahaha. Tapos gusto nya gayahin ng Barrio Siete and main stream?! Eh di mas lalong di nya na gets wahahahaha..KUmag talga.
honga. tamas si bluep. pag swardspeak pala ay balahura ang dating. kapag salitang kanto naman, cool. wahahahha!
Weeehhhh…
Kaya nasabing asar kasi di makasali sa huntahan.
baka pipi? o baka naman ampaw sa totoong buhay? haha
Ngak! Baka nag-feefeeling saling ketket tapos nauubeng sa laro! Hahhaha…
baka may PMS? LOL
trulalu.. dehins maka join kaya dinadaan sa inis ang inggit ahaha
the main reason why most of all love this barrio. ang pagiging balahura..LOL
I have the perfect adjective. LOVABLE BALAHURA. LOL
mga ateng lambingan lang yan.
subukan kaya nila maghukay sa baul don sa reynaelena.com.
naalala ko tuloy ung okrayan 101..saya non.
“I found Yaya Indira making kulikot my macbook. I just make deadma because..” E di ab murder din yan sa english and filipino? You sound like… oh OMFG! A conyo! Tama ba yon? conyo? pasensya na kasi student pa lang ako sa 3rd language. hihi. well, suka rin ako sa arte nya! and besides i think yong asaran dito sa comments ntin e harmless and for the broad minded. a awan ko sayo inday! taglish ka pa dyan!
Hay naku Chi,
Magsalita ka nga ng english mo dyan nang mapadugo natin ng ilong ng mga wannabe conyo dyan. Ngak ngak ngak.
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hahaha! sa trulala lang! english 101 ko nung high school bagsak ang lola nyo hahaha! pero sana hindi na counted yon today hehehe ano ba! shusyal na ako ngayon hahaha!
Ate Reynz bagsak din sa isfelling. Kasi naman british english ang dictionary namin sa bahay. Eh amerkano pala ang gusto ni titser, kaya ayun pasang awa. Hahaha
Aba at Palaban ang vatar ni Eklat. Mel, magsuot ka nga ng TBack tapos umikot ikot ka na parang elisi sa poste ng bumbero – pero hindi pababa kungdi pataas hahahaha baka sakaling matakot sayo si darna LOL
Juice ko Kuya. Kung kaya niyang tumakbo sa marathon in 5-inch heels tulad ng ginawa ko ay ifefriend ko siya. LOL
bwahahahahahaha naku bigyan mo ng isang kahong salonpas, sa bukong bukong at alak-alakan pa lang nun kulang na hahahahaha
Tracy Borres istatue? ROFL
Sa susunod bibili ako ng toolbox na may manual para matoto ako kung paano gumame(i)t ng salita.
Paano ba kasi ang paggamit ng salita, kailangan pa ba e-sterilised????
nick, malamang si Mia may manual kung paano gumamet ng ganyang pagto-talk. you know. Lol
Nick!
Need daw ng lysol yung pagsasalita.
@met, Nick ,Silver – mahal ang tuition sa school na pinasukan ni belinda at mia LOL
Hay naku. Saan kaya? Cornell? Princeton? or Harvard?
Baka mamya e honoris causitis lang yan.
Hindi ah, Bachelor of Science in Facebook major in chizwiz hahaha
Ngak! hahahahhah…nice one bloops!
Bwahahaha! Pesbuk University pala!
kailangan daw ibabad sa alkohol (ung 70% ha at hindi basta basta 40%) ng magdamag, it means 24 oras, hindi pedeng 23 o 23 and a half, dapat impunto! at pagkatapos sunugin at ng lahat ng bakterya at kabalahuraan e madeds, after dat, gow na! pede mo na gamitin and wordings mo.
Dear Barrio Siete People,
I would like to make an amendment on the title authored by Mel Beckham. I wish the floor of the council to pay attention to my proposition. The august senay-tor would like to recommend to use, instead of the above title, “A letter from an unhappy, depressed, lonely and very very very sad reader”
so let it be written, so let it be done LOL
Ay hindi puede Kuya. Masyadong mahaba, hindi aabot sa kuntador ng barrio. Hahaha
Eto ang version ko sa title:
A letter from a cognitively-challenged, emotionally deranged SHUSYAL who is also an ADVOCATE of the total ERADICATION of GAY-LINGO
(in all written forms!)
Sana may maligaw na taga-Senado sa Barrio!
@Mel, isa ata ako sa mga tinamaan ng kulog ni Darna. pero kung ganyan ba naman ka sexy si Darna Lipad lalo kung reyreypin ang paggamit ng incorrectness wrong usage sa salitang bis-tag-lish imperfection. bwahahaha!
ayan dumating na si darbs bwahahaha yari kayo sa lengwahe nyan bwahaha
sabi ko nga darbs,, astig si darna. Kung ganyan kaseksi ang magfafacebook sa akin ayus lang hahaha
@bloop, juwari jusana juaku pero juwayong juandetu na se Darna Lepad palagay ko ako ang juware at majujuware. kahet epet lang ng mga ligs neyan bayagay koy payts na at tujerek na mata aken mujata. bwahaha!
jusmiyo, di ko majintindihan ito.. najuling ako kakabasa!
Nandito na si Darbs! Lol
Haynaku pag dumaan yan sa ibabaw ng kubo namin titiradurin ko siya ng indian pana. Nyahaha
@Mel, wag kang ganyan. Remember, tatay ko longgo laga indi dutlan bala tinga este, indyan pana. sabay sigaw TIKAL!!!
Wahahahahaha panalo to repapipaps! Sana binigyan mo explanashuun baka dehins nya ma gets ibig sabihin nyan. Nagbabasa kaya yun ngayon? Kumag talaga
anlakas nyo mang-alaska!!!! para kayong BURAOT! wahahahahha! talo sa asar ang iba talaga!
hahaha! panalo ka talaga mel! i’m sushal! i love yaya indira. and to eklat, i’m gonna make batok on her ulo talaga.
bwahaha.
ma-iba lang ako no, ano bang ibig sabihin nung mga madalas nakasulat sa mga pader sa espana noon kapag may rally “Win Santo Nino!!!”
mel nalaos yung yaya ni angelina dito sa yaya indira mo! hahaha…
Sushal ka talaga mel!
sushal ang sulat! block format. hehe. panalo! may halong drama. my age is early twenties.. and in the surgical world, nasa 35 na ba ako? hehe.
I can’t blame the writer of this letter to make lungkot about the Pinoy language. Expecially her sufforters. I am not Alaska governadorial to her though (Alaska-Dor). It’s just the culture of this blog collective.
So what if we talk the way we do?
So what if we use a lower class vernacular or Filipino?
As long as readers get the mensahe, I’m all for that.
Kita na lang sa numbers diba? The numbers do not lie that people read this blog’s stuff.
Mahirap kasi sa ating mga Pinoy ay masyadong ingrained ang class mentality. Kung higher class ka, iba ang lenggwaheng gamit mo. Kung lo class, mali ka kahit na anong gamitin mong behikulo ng mensahe. Diba?
I ko Quote ko ba yung guro ko kung ano ang stand nya sa popular culture and language? Di ko kaya kasi engrish, pero in essential oils ganito ang sabi niya: Ang goal ng isang writer ay maintindihan, kung pipili ka ng salita, piliin mo yung pinaka naiintindihan, kung sa gayon, mauunawaan ka.
Eksahemple(example): She is very garrulous.
Versus: Ay sus ko day, pagka-ingay naman ng nagtatalak na babaeng yan. Pwe…
Alin alin ang mas maiintindihan?
ayus to! may nabasa din ako dati, ang sabi nya, kung magsusulat ka, wag ka gagamit ng mga salita na kailangan pa ang diksyonayo para maintindihan ang ibig sabihin.
mon cherie EKLAT,
you preety much sez it all and nailed the cross to the wall but sadly you disgust me. your nothing but an arrogant and pretentious fool.
calling yourself chutchal or whatever to that effect does not in any way make you above than these barriotic punks.
stop poo-pooing these peeps with their average intelligence as you got no grasp whatsoever to the extent of their shallow-mindedness like your beloved yaya Indira.
and if I were you EKLAT, next time you caught Indira peeping on this site, I wont hesitate to warm the sharpest blade I could find and start torturing her.
learn from the example of my Kuwaiti fwends. and let’s see if she’d still behave badly.
you pal,
TEKLA
haller!
You naman people are so nagpapaniwala to the max, as in. I know Eklat. She’s my yaya’s classmate in (put name of top university here). She is not the true sushal! She was just made ampon by her parents, and her parents were just made tulong by my lola. Duh! The staff of (put name of sushal mall here) and the (put name of sushal restaurant here) where she says she’s making punta are actually making kwento na to my driver that she always make lista her tabs there. Haynako! She’s so nakakahiya as in talaga, to the max. By the way. I think she did not make sulat this letter because last week, my yaya make chika to me that she was making proofread a sulat that her BFF’s yaya was made suyo by this yaya Indira to make grammar check a letter made by yaya Indira to be sent daw to some blog site where she can make sakay the popularity of to make her a little sikat ever. Kaya don’t make paniwala her noh! Don’t make pansin na lang her.
Love
Christine Helena Uleysiana Vivvenne Antonetchka
aka
CHUVA
PS: Make patawad na lang the typo error because my Yaya Shakira made testing lang the voice recognition software for this comment.
Basta ako kung saan ako comfortable at nasisiyahan, dun ako! Barrio Seven is a one stop shop, intellectual ang mga tao at down to earth, educational, funny at madaling iabsorb ang mga topics, kaya ako nandito lagi. Hat off sa inyong lahat..
LITSI! mamamatay ako nang kakatawa senyo! notorious na ata tayong mga balahurang writers hahahaha!!! at least me mga diploma tayong hindi peke! hahaha!
natatawa ako kina Silver, Mel at Blupanjeet. haha
HAHAHA
ang sarap lalong asarin ni Eklat.
basta ako hinde patronizer ng Chiz Wiz hahaha.
to eklat and friends,
Anak ka ng tokwa.
Por your impormasion, hinde basehan ng pagkatao ang high falutin English anoh. Wag mong hintayin mag English kami dito dahil kayang-kaya namin pasabugin yang ilong mo HAHAHA
You have to understand that we believe in the power of diversity, that’s the strength of this blog at dahil nga we are diversed, we speak in Tag-agol, Binisaya, Swardspeak or whatever dialect there is as long as nababasa sya.
If we do not speak your language here, pwes, it’s your problem anymore HAHAHA
At fwede va, matuto ka ngang tumanggap ng opinyon ng iba, if we don’t like your manok err sandwich spread pala, wala kang paki.
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[...] Eklat started off with a big bang in the barrio, racking up over a hundred comments with her 1st letter to B7 writers. First of all let me introduce myself, my name is Elaine Katherine Lourdes Anna Theresa , but my friends call me Eklat. That’s my initials by the way, in case you didn’t noticed. I am 22 years old, single but dating a son of a [put chain of supermarkets owner’s family name here]. My father is a rich businessman involved in beverages and my mother is a congresswoman. I graduated from a design school in New York with a degree in fashion merchandising. Obviously, I come from a rich family and I live in a penthouse of one of the most expensive condominiums here in Makati. In short, I am sushal. (Source: Barrio Siete) [...]
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That’s right bluep.
These people are crying out loud that we used the bastardized aka “balahura” form of the English language – it does not indicate that the people here are moronic. We tend to speak in layman terms for better understanding and we know that this is a blog only – we’re not running a pretentious English speaking slash nosebleed language site just to present to our readers that we are indeed smart.
Mind you that the usage of language does not have a corollary with the intelligence of the people here. Therefore, calling someone moron or idiot just because he or she is using layman’s terms is inherently more stupid.
Okay Cora. No biggie with that.
Sige dun tayo sa steak house.
Correctnes,Isang malaking Corrected by: Umaangal sila sa USE of THE Queen’s Language ba bali-balikwang dito. Why rant here? Dun sila sa Senado umapila! Si Lapid nakakapag-inglis ba ng ayus yan. Ung mag SHUSYAL nilang magz, error free? Siguraduhin lang ng ungas na ito na at least alam nya gamitin ang salitang cul-de-sac sa kanyang daily conversation kasi kung hindi, Wala syang karapatang pumatay!!!!!—ay mali linya yan ni Vilma Santos. wala syang karapatang mag pulis-pulis at umaresto ng mga bloggers na sumasablay minsan!
(taas kamao na may hawak na plackard na pula) — Madame Cora for President hahahahahaha
I agree Ate Cors because I believe in the saying that goes, “nobody’s can perfect!”
Thank you!
na may hawak na mega phone..
I agree sister mel that no is perfect! Pero grabeh ha, ang sushal ng batang ire, dahil gumagamit din ng macbook ang yaya niya..hehehe…