Ang credentials
ANG CREDENTIALS, BOW
NAKAKABALIW, NAKAKAALIW
NAKAKATAKA, NAKAKASUKA
NAKAKAGULO, NAKAKABOBO
NAKAKALOKO,NAKAKAUTONAKAKAGALIT, NAKAKAINIS
NAKAKAPIKON,NAKAKASIPON
NAKAKASAYA, NAKAKANTA
NAKAKATAKOT, pakalmot nga!
Nang magkaroon ng Giyera Mundial sa buladasphere tungkol sa credentials, marami ang nag-akala na ito ay isa lamang papel na tinatawag na diploma. Diyan kayo nagkakamali. Maling-mali Birhinya dahil isa lamang yon sa mga credentials. Sandali. (suklay muna sa buhok). Bagong gising lang kasi ako nang kalamapagin ako ng reyna para sumulat tungkol sa credentials. With S. Translation. May karapatan.
Ang credential ay pagpatunay kung ano ang ating gawain na binalik-balikan natin kahit tayo ay gusto nang magwala sa opisina dahil ang ating amo ay parang juke box na kailangan mong hulugan ng barya para lang mangiti. Kung baga sa titulo, ito ang nagsasabi na tayo ay tagabilang ng mongo, tagapasan ng barko (sabi nga ni reyna) o tagasalansan ng mga pera na hindi naman natin pera at tagasagot sa telepono para bigyan ng solusyon ang problema ng may problema.
Ang credential ay isang pirasong papel na tinanggap natin pagkatapos nating mangopya (huwag magsinungaling, hahaba ang ilong) tseh , magmakaawa sa propesor na bigyan pa ng bagongdeadline ang pagsubmit ng term paper of thesis, matulog nang nakabukas ang mata sa pagrereview at paglalakad ng parang zombie dahil malapit na ang finals.
Ang mga papel ng ating pagdalo sa mga seminar (seminarians tayo na hindi nakasutana, ahek) ay isa ring credential. Pwera na lang kung ang mga seminar na ito ay kainan lang at walang nakikinig sa mga naglelecture dahil BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Ang pagpasa sa mga licensing exam ay isa ring credential. Alam kaya ng hindi kumuha ng mga iksamen na ito kung ano ang pinagdaanan ng mga nagreview, nagtake ng exam at naghintay ng makapigil hiningang suspense paghintay resulta. Kung pwede lang lumakad ng paluhod para ipagdasal sa lahat ng santo na pumasa ka ay gagawin mo.
Kahit ang mga guwardiya, pulis at mga sundalo ay may credentials. Iyon ang kanilang mga badges nab ago nila nakuha ay nagtraining muna sila para sa ganoong trabaho.
Kaya para kang sinasampal-sampal kapag may nabasa kang isang artikulo na saliwa naman saiyong pinagsunugan ng kilay
Yaong bang walang natapos ay may credential? But of course, Charlie. (sinong Charlie?) yong mailman dito. Hehehe!
Kagaya ng mekaniko. Wala mang siyang mechanical engineering degree, kung malaki naman ang eksperyensiya niya sa pagpihit ng turnilyo at paghanap ng sakit ng sasakyan (ang aking father ay isang tunog lang alam niya kung nagdidiarrhea ng oil ang sasakyan, kung ito ay may sakit sa makina o kaya ay maluwang ang turnilyo). Minsan nakapulot siya ng isang tunilyo malapit sa akin. Sabi Paps, akin po yan. Lumuwag ng kaunti sa aking ulo. Toinkkk!
Ang mali siguro ay ang naging pananaw ng iba na pag impressive ang iyong credentials dapat ay ganoon ang iyong pagsusulat. ANO RAW, pakiulit. Di ko narining. Pinari-ringan ba nila si Reyna?
Kaya yong gustong sumali sa barrio siete upang magsulat ng kanilang mga karanasan at mayroon naman silang karapatang sampal-sampalin ang ibang mga intellectual bloggers nang inyong nalalaman, huwag mahiya. Sugod mga KAFATID!
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The Cat is a part-time educator who was also a former Dean. She is a CPA with a PhD in Economic Development and Doctorate in Business Admin., enjoying her early retirement because of her disability; of being brain challenged, hehehe! that's according to her.
Hahahahahah…..
Credentials, credentials, where art thou credentials…
Cute naman ng doggie na yan! I wonder kung anong degree na natapos nya…hahahhaha
wow, may second entry agad. Agree, Ms. Cat!!!
silver,
tapos yata ng vet med. hohoho ang pasyente niya mga pusa. kaya tatakbo na ako. tigidig, tigidig.
LOL…
May pusa bang tumitigidig??
Kabayong pusa? Istatue?
Hahahha…
nina,
o diva, ako may credentials sa pedicure at manicure. kaya lang ang ginagamit ko sa kuko, palakol. hahahaha
[...] be the first to write an entry explaining about credentials? Ibaba ninyo ang kilay. Here it is. Credentials, Bow. Batu-bato sa langit, wala akong ibinato. [...]
Korekek! Bagamat pang 2 minutes lang utak ko, wala ako natatandaan na rule sa pagsusulat na nagsasaad na dapat anino ng credentials mo ang pagsusulat mo.
Patawad po, dahil ngayon lang ako ulit nakakapag lundag lundag sa mga blogs pagkatapos ng tatlong taon. Pero sinong ponsyo pilato ang nagsabi nun? Curious lang ako.
masusundan mo ang yapak sa palasyo ni reyna elena. andun sya sa most commented post. at wag kang ma-shock kung ang puno’t dulo nito eh mga intellectwal na tao sa manila na ako eh naduduwal.
dati, ayokong ilabas ang credentials ko dahil di sya kelangan sa blog ko. dahil tiga barrio ang lola, ang tingin nang mga puta saken eh isa talagang puta.
why are filipinos like that di ba? very judgemental?
now that my credentials are out in the open, i am beginning to hear sum’tin again…
from California pa naman…
LOL! Well, you just can’t please them all specially with the followers you have. Di muna siguro ako uuwi LOL!
oist, may bago ka namang ‘admirer’ hehe
hanubayan! talagang ayaw mamatay ng issue, ayaw tigilan ang reyna. talagang ganun daw pag ‘mabulaklak’(yes birhinya, mabulaklak kase di naman sya pwedeng magbunga) binabato ang puno hehehe
dati, ayokong ilabas ang credentials ko dahil di sya kelangan sa blog ko. dahil tiga barrio ang lola, ang tingin nang mga puta saken eh isa talagang puta.
**kamahalan kaya madaming nagmamahal sayo kasi totoo kang puta – nagpuputa para malabas ang pagiging totoong tao at katotohanan sa kabulastugan ng mga puta. sila ayaw magpakaputa kasi sa loob nila at puso nila mga puta talaga sila.
mabuhay ang barrio!
mabuhay ang post ni mam cat!
at mabuhay din si dencios (na nakikisali lang lol)
magandang hapon mula sa dubai!
rob,
itago natin sila sa pangalang A, B, C.
gusto mo bang magigiyera ako at si reyna.
hehehe
salamat pagdalaw mo. may pasalubong ka ba?
biro lang. kung meron naman okay lang. hehehe
LOL! December pa uwi ko at sana makapag dala ng pasalubong. Ang hirap kasi ipasok sa balik bayan box yung estatwa na trip ko sa downtown.
Love it or hate it, Pinoys are actually rabid about credentials as we are about education which is almost a religion to us. Kunyari pa ang mga iba dyan kesyo credentials doesn’t matter in writing but rather puro lang discernment. This was actually the reason why I was bullied for many years just because what they read on my blog were barriotic spells from one half n half and I never posted my credentials anywhere because i wanted them to see my humor, only now in response to some challenges.
But i like the explanation, credentials are not just educational achievements, it could be your genuine experience into any field, which you are an expert of, yes, it includes homemaking.
But why do i suspect na magkakaron na naman nang issue just because we decided to be transparent sa credentials naten? hehehe!
Hmmmm crab mentality. Why? Like what you said, love it or hate it. It seems that every time you do your best to do or promote good things, there will be someone down there who will hate you for it and thus, pull you down. Another observation I’ve seen is that when the battle of the brains starts and the other party runs out of reasonable conversations, the last bullet will be character attack. A classic!
it always is. pinoys are one of kind. i don’t think we ever changed.
pustahan, ang kokontra sa mga credentials na yan mga…..insecure!
bakit kamo insecure? kase wala naman silang ganon.
Tama naman…Huwag lang gamitin ang credentials para maging crutch diba? O kaya naman peke galing sa Recto. Kung mayron syang karanasan, kaalaman, katalinuhan sa isang bagay, kredentsyal ito. Ang nakakalungkot lamang ay kung iniisip ng manunulat na mahina ang pangunawa ng mga mambabasa at bubudburan ng pseudo-intellectual jargon. Ang panunulat ay di self-serving kumbaga kundi reader-centric.
Tama rin na pagsumikapan ng isang tao ang kanyang credential, ito in fact ang makaka-ahon sa sarili di lamang sa kayamanan kundi rin sa self-discovery at self-fulfillment ng kanyang destined purpose.
i have a friend, blogger. for now, sikweet muna. but he did good, real good in his career. naging manager and i expect him to be promoted as director. actually, talking to him, i did not even knew he did not have a BS degree. when i went back to bus school, he confided to me. i was shocked. he needed a BS to give him that sort of blessing that indeed he is a “manager” pang confidence building ba dahil daw parang me kulang.
i pushed him to go back to school. he is at rutgers university now, malapit na hehehe
wow, good for him.
reynz,
ginaya na rin naman ng iba. expanded na ang mga credentials pwera lang doon sa wala na talagang i-eexpand. remember hindi ikaw ang nagsimula athindi ikaw ang nagjudge sa kanila nang una tungkol sa credentials.
hindi sila makapaniwalang kahit ang mga matataas ang pinag-aralan ay maaring bumaba sa pedestal para lang maunawaan ang sinasabi niya.
i guess there is this ridiculous notion na pag me mga ABC ka na sa pangalan mo that you now talk ABC lingo kahit na sa mga taong di inabot ang inabot nila.
i take it very differently. i believe that as we get those ABC’s, it’s actually our job na ipaintindi sa kanila ang mga bagay bagay in their own terms at hindi sa emperor hahahaha
mahalia,
tama yon. credentials should not be the end. they should be the means to achieve your goals.
ang tinataasan ko lang ng kilay ay ang mga taong nagsusulat ng topic na hindi naman sila authority or may exposure.
instead na makatulong o makaeducate, lalong lumalabo ang diskusyon. at ang motive lang naman nila ay magpasikat.
sometime, a credentialed person can be wrong. it should be clear from the arguments that the other person makes whether or not the claim is correct. or the facts — thanks to the internet, facts can be verifiable and more facts is better… i wish that more people would take the time to make the argument, put the onus on themselves to to prove what they are saying, to really sketch out an argument.
Then, CORRECT me Gabby. Show it to me. If I am wrong, there’s no reason why I should NOT apologize to you.
I know fully well that you are referring to me GabbyD and I know how you’re twisted argument won’t work. I also know that you are defending the momblogger’s entry on FV. Unfortunately, both you and her can never convince me that by starting investments and using consumer confidence index is a good one.
I stand by what I have written and given the experience I have in investing, even my mentors would choose what’s going on behind CPI.
Let me ask you GabbyD, considering that you are defending momblogger’s arguments – why would you invest long-term when you have agreed that CCI is short-term?
i wasn’t referring to you. i was speaking in generalities. do you agree that credentialed people can be wrong? do you agree that some people don’t bother to argue?
also, i never asked for an apology. i was hoping for a conversation. but in that thread you said, no matter what i wrote, you’d never consider it.
so i stopped arguing.
next: i never said that using CCI was important to long-term investing.
more importantly: momblogger never said that. that was what i was arguing about/for. she never claimed anything close to that. she never even insinuated it.
that was my only goal. we can criticize what she in fact said, but not what you claim she said.
if anything, she advised the opposite: we should save more regardless of economic conditions.
if you want, you can criticize that, like how Cat criticized it… have at it. at least,thats what she actually said, and not a misreading of what momblogger wrote.
i also wrote an example showing my points as well…
but its OK. if you dont want to have a conversation about it, then its ok. i’m aware this is small potatotes so we don’t have to make it a big deal.
also, i have always been civil right? so why be snarky now? i’ve always used arguments and example when and where appropriate. i thought that you’d appreciate that. when i said that i thought you were wrong, i never stopped there: i’d ask questions, present arguments, and give examples, summarize your position, etc.
if my arguments are twisted, then at least explain why its twisted, as opposed to just calling it twisted, and then, calling it a day.
i thought it was important enough to talk about it. if you want to continue the conversation, then we should move it back to your blog.
Si GabbyD, pag hindi bumalik at ipinakita saken kung saan ang mali, i will nominate him sa Barangay Tanod na i-deport.
@GabbyD,
President Clinton made mistakes. GabbyD, I was not born yesterday.
You said in your comment above: “thanks to the internet, facts can be verifiable and more facts is better…” therefore, I asked you to present your proof and prove me wrong so I can apologize to you.
Now, consider? You are asking me to agree with your opinion and I don’t agree with you. I’ve pointed it out several times. Cat, pointed it out in her comments.
Of which you are wrong. I’ve said it in my opening paragraph. I don’t write like all these pretentious intellectual bloggers from FV. My english could be understood in the barrio. All the insinuations are there even at the end. Worse, even giving an advice, like going on fashion business??? All using CCI.
I can have a conversation with anyone, even with the entire platoon of FV. You should have known by now, I was not afraid to respond to their challenge. But what do we have to talk? Circuitously? To agree to your opinion?
Oh, so, if someone does not agree with you, you call them snarky?
you were the one who brought it up here. i
don’tthink your generalizing was meant to get back at me because i never agreed with you and your english contruction games.i said snarky coz you felt that i was criticizing you in my original post above.
i swear, it has nothing to do with you! promise!
my comment was about cat’s post about credentials. yun lang.
when i wrote ““thanks to the internet, facts can be verifiable and more facts is better…””, thats a general proposition also.
when i said credentialed people can make mistakes, thats general too.
thats is NOT about you specifically. i didn’t even hint it was about you.
i didn’t want to go back to our original disagreement.
also, what are english construction games? i wasn’t playing a game.
i was pointing out that your reading of her blog post is wrong. i gave you arguments. i told you exactly how it is not an insinuation. i also said, i was open to being wrong, i said i agree its poorly written, etc… its all in the comment section of your blog… i’ve always been straight with you.
anyways, off topic ito dito. i’ll go back to your blog so we can take it up there.
Huli pung ka gabbyD. anyway,
Opening the paragraph on retirements? Then going into CCI? Then encouraging consumers to open microenterprises? Ano pa ba ang dapat tagalugin sa sinabi nya? This does not just sounds financial advice! It is financial advice on based on consumer confidence! I think you’re the one who’s not getting it right!
reyna,
kung dadalhin natin ang atin professional persona sa bahay, o sa internet, mawawalang tayo ng katuwaan.
stress kills people and srrogance kills relationships.
kailangan natin ang ating paper credentials at ating experience sa ating trabaho. yon lang ang puwedeng mag-akyat sa atin sa corporate ladder.
lalo tayong mga hindi anak ng diyos-diyosan na kaya lang nakakakuha ng trabaho ay dahil malalaks si papa at may kapit si mama.
totoo yan cat. wala kaming kakilalang meyor, governor, president, o kaya anak nang secretary dati ni marcos, or apo nang isang presidente to help us. nada. kahit barangay captain, wala kaming kakilala.
nakakapit ang lola dyan sa diploma.
Rob,
AUF ka pala. kamag-anak ka ni manny angeles?
Yes AUF ako. Another Useless Filipino. And about MA, malayo na. Are you from there?
Hmmmm crab mentality. Why? Like what you said, love it or hate it. It seems that every time you do your best to do or promote good things, there will be someone down there who will hate you for it and thus, pull you down.
ako hindi nila puwedeng hilahin pababa. Iluluto ko sila na may gata at dahon ng kalabasa. yum yum yum
totoo sinabi mo pag naubusan na ng defense ang mga tao, personal na ang atake, kaya ako, pinaiinom ko na lang sila ng tubig. may ma pa diarrhea. hohoho.
is crab mentality purely pinoy? di ba meron din ganun, kahit sa ibang culture. especially in a very competitive environment where you need to differentiate yourself/market yourself… right?
hell no! you live in California, i’m sure you must have heard stories about other cultures there.
here in New Orleans, ang mga ibang itim na tiga isla galet sa mga itim na tiga dito dahil mababa ang tingin nila.
that’s just one sample. alam kong alam mo to.
yeah, i agree. although i wonder if its more prevalent sa pilipino/pilipinas OR whether we just highlight it more (and pinoys aren’t really more crab-like as other cultures)…
siguro that makes us sensitive about our credentials because we worked for them. tapos may mga taong hindi pinaghirapan ang kanilang puwesto dahil ang tatay nila ay malakas, ang pangalan nila ay kilala ang acting as if they are really achievers and people should believe them.
that’s true! kaya naiirita ako whenever i read things like “Charlie O.” is the grandson of the Secretary of Whatever, as if it’s credentials enough. we worked our ass and then you have these people who proclaims to the world all their intellectualism by putting down somebody which pisses the shit out of me. para bang balik ka sa buhay mo sa barrio na aapak-apakan ka lang and i can name these manila bloggers if i would have to!
sigh, pwede bang exempted na ko sa credentials?wala akong ipapakita kundi yung mga pinagawa ko sa recto para makakuha ng seat lol, kaprasong achievement ng isang tagabaryong di nakatuntong ng college pero kahit pano eto naglalaba at namamlantsa ng damit ng mga amo aba e puro mga mamahalin at jimported ang mga damit ng amo ko wahaha.
ang saya saya naman mukhang mawawala ang pagka depress ko dito(dahil ban ako sa sarili kong blog di ako makapasok hmp)
lee, bakit lagi kang ban, hahaha, noong isang araw ban ka sa blog ko tapos ngayon ban ka sa blog mo, nakow, mag-pa check up ka na baka may lagnat ka ayaw noong computer mahawaan.
mam mahalia di lang ako sa yo ban pati kila silver at snow at marami pang iba wehehe
My boss, my mentor was his consultant so I tagged along with him since it’s me who did the paper work.
hanep! hataw sa post!
at hirit agad! hahaha!
hinahanap ko ang barangay hall, san ba pwede magparehistro?
Me contact page naman, dun pedeng magsumbong sa baranggay! hehe!
nakalimutan mo susi mo o sinusumpong na naman ang inyong barangay chairman diyan na binubuhol-buhol ang cable para di kayo makakita ng mga nangyayari sa mundo.
hehehe
ay naku mam Cat diko pa rin ma open total blogspot.com mukhang ban na rin dito
Galing! A dog with credentials! Pedigreed ba ang dog na ito? Parang hindi ano sa tingin ko lang. I mean to say if this is so – there’s hope for other dogs out there to get a better life.
The askals. The barriotic dogs whose dreams and aspirations we cannot scoff at just because they have yet to get their own credentials for some reason or another.
Insightful examination and definition of the word credentials, Ms. Cat. I felt my mind expand just be reading you. Thanks a lot.
Long live the dogs who live a dog’s life but whose dreams and aspirations are truly noble!
Here’s a toast to you all.
Hahaha…..
Vet med daw ang asong yan, according to Cat…hahaha
Tapos pasyente ang mga pusa kaya lagot ang kuting na ito…hahahahha….
encouraging consumers to open microenterprises or in larger industry sound like advice for investment for me too.
what do you think, how are you going to call it.
what must be wrong in that picture is the presentation of a CCI decline of more than 5 per cent and cap the discussion with such an advice on products that are avoided by people during recession.
the people were convinced that there is recession.
the discussion about where the spare money goes like clothing, technology does not necessarily reflect demand for such products during the period. It is only an information where disposable income is spent by the consumers.
Sob why advice to open s business producing these products.
Filipinos are already into plastic (credit card) so that there is no spare money.
People are spending their entire DI and then tapping debt for luxuries they can not afford to pay in cash.
“encouraging consumers to open microenterprises or in larger industry sound like advice for investment for me too.”
yun na nga cat, if anything, THAT is what she actually said (more precisely, this is what she actually insinuated).
if you want to criticize that, go ahead.
but what we were discussing was momblogger’s insinuation of investment based on the CCI. my contention is that momblogger never said anything like “please invest with the CCI in mind”
if anything, she said, NO MATTER what, mag-invest. .
i know this is small beans, this disagreement. but i feel its important. if at the end of the day, i can’t convince reyna about it, then fine. or if he can convince me, i’m very open to that.
GabbyD,
yon na nga eh! ano’t di mo ma-gets ang ibig sabihin nang insinuation? me nakita ka bang “please invest with the CCI in mind” wala di ba? pero merong insinuation. di ba nga nagsulat pa sya at niyayakag na mag invest sa fashion? ano yon? that sounds financial advice to me! that sounds using CCI to come up with that decision! so ano yon ngayon? di ba insinuation yon pag sinuma tutal mo ang buong entry?
sabi mo, that was just presenting a story. that was never never ever a presentation. once you start giving advices like that na mali mali, then it’s not presentation.
is crab mentality purely pinoy?
It is not… but they are called by other names like tall poppy syndrome in australia and nz.
At anong ka-chorvahan happening here….naidlip lang ako ng 30 minutes (bago naistorbo ng mga lassenggo sa kalye) e eto na pala ang gyera mundial here??
hahahaha….
pero sa akin nakakapasok ka eh may Great wall ako. saan ka lumulusot, hahaha kaya pala minsan, bigla ka nalang nawawala.
ang masaklap pa mam Cat sa site ko ako ban na rin waaaaah
lee,
katukin mo. baka tulog lang. o kaya sampa ka sa bakod.
ha?! sarili mo nang bahay di mo pa ma-access?! ano baa!! hahaha!
wait! eh bat ikaw na-aaccess mo reyna, nun si KK, di nya ma-access? me special favors ka nakuha? hahaha
kaya nga matutulog nang matagal. kasi pag gising mi baka giyera na o bagyo.
Bwahah…
Oo nga eh…naiwan ako ng war train….hahahhaa…
hindi naman, kahit nga Latin, pwede. wala lang makakaintindi. hehehe
Kasi pag natulog ka sa araw, ala paniki. Nakasabit ka ba sa dingding. Mwahahaha
reynz, i’m now torn between this site and my porn, panoba yan? i actually tried to join this community but as soon as i had seen your demure kodak moment, i had a change of heart. huhugot pako sa baul ng disenteng kodak moment. i’m actually camera phobic, not just…SHY…walanghya!
jim!
si buraot nga dati, talikod, ngayon tagilid hahahaha! basta ba na-a-aninag eh hahaha!
naku open pa rin ba ang registration?
Who is asking for credential? May naghanap din ba ng aking CREDENTIAL?
FYI: I have NONE! NADA! NOTHING!
On the record:
Puro wasay ang aking grades. pasang awa lahat BUT! Gifted lang talaga ako. (gapanghinambog naman hinoon) just bragging. bwahahaha!
Who is asking for credential? May naghanap din ba ng aking CREDENTIAL?
FYI: I have NONE! NADA! NOTHING!
On the record:
Puro wasay ang aking grades. pasang awa lahat.
BUT! I will not deny gifted lang talaga ako. (gapanghinambog naman hinoon) just bragging. in animal language…I can even speak animal language. ARF! ARF! ARF! and meow! meow!
In the end, di naman importante kung ano natapos mo at kung matataas ang grades mo. Ang importante kung ano ang narating mo, ang mga achievements mo. Dami ako kakilala, ang tatalino pero ano – napag iwanan ng panahon.
And when I say kung ano ang narating mo or mga achievements mo – it’s not only about career or the financial aspect. I mean life as awhole – kung nag-enjoy ka ba, naging happy ka ba, nag-evolve or nag-grow ka ba…
right nina, it is not who we are and where we came from, it is what we have become.
@Nina. Thank you for the moral support!
Yes, you are right…Bachelor in Happiness and Success Now and Forever! Excellent ang grade ko. Yan, lang ang aking maibagyayabang kung hanapan man ako ng credentials.
Besides taga baryo seite ako, the art of social climbing. Dito sa barrio siete para na ring may Phd, MBA ako.
Once again salamat sa support sa mga kagaya kong walang ka-credential credential.
In fact, hindi sa pagmamayabang this Barrio Siete website is/was created for me. Ehem. hahaha!
Hahaha – darbs, ginawa mong online graduate school ang Barrio Siete ha…