In Barrio Siete, we have a lot of talents here. And they would be an instant shoo-in sa “Search for the World’s Smartest and Most Talented Kids” on “The Oprah Winfrey Show”. Si Cora, the best tumugis nang mga terorista. Kaso, problema – baka di sya papasukin sa Amerika. Si Jeri, ang galing nang talent dumakma nang bomba. Problema, baka sa araw nang show niya ki Oprah, walang audience, walang Oprah, nag-iisa sya. Kaya kung gusto nyong mag-apply na ma-feature sa show ni Oprah, upload nyo ang video ninyo here.
We …

Oo, kinumpirma nang Malacañang nung Thursday na nag-resign na daw si Edu Manzano as Chair nang Optical Board. Yon ang sabi ni Anthony Golez.
Ano ang drama nang Optical Board? Basta they’re not making eyeglass. Ang drama nang OMB included campaign against child pornography and to regulate ang mga kaeklavuhan nang mga optical discs. Read: hantingin ang mga pirated copies nang mga sexy videos ni Maldito. Hahaha!
Anyway, sorry, kulet kasi ni Maldito.
Eh eto nga noh? Nag-resign si Edu Manzano. Gusto syang harbatin nang Lakas-Kampi-CMD should Edu decide na mag-run as …

The Interview

Listen to her interview, after the jump!
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This entry was originally posted sa reyna elena. Kaso dahil me mga bagong salta na di maintindihan ang meaning nang social climbing, I felt na I have a duty to the kawntri and da nation to make an explanation. Kaya kung nabasa ninyo yung litanya ni HollyShit sa comments section, hindi naintindihan nung gurl ang meaning nang “social climbing” sa Barrio Siete. Actually, wala akong interes mag-explain sa doctorate. Dapat alam nya na yun. Pero, dahil mabait ako, here’s a refresher course on Basic Social Climbing applicable to all sexes …

dahil nga sa lecheng color coding na yan
twing myerkoles, nakatupi ang kotse ko
napipilitan akong mag-dyip
mag-taxi
mag-trayzee
at mag-bus.
naka-masskara.
nakakahiya kasing makita ang reyna
na isang cheapangga
ilang beses nang one times nangyari to
sa G-Liner na sardinas sa tao
byaheng Ortigas Robinson’s papuntang Rosario
me sasakay na ale
me kasamang administrative assistant na babae
mamimigay nang…
SOBRE

(Photo Harbat: Nadekwat ko sa National Bookstore)
meyat meya, mag-li-litanya na sya
na kayong mga impakto sa mundo
pati akong isang anghel at kerubin, naisali nang tarantado
na magbago na dahil malapit nang mag-delubyo
sa galet ko
tinapon ko ang sobre
di naman na-discuss sa MBA ko to eh
kung ano ang reason …

Una, pinatay nang media si Gloria. NGAYON?! Basahin nyo to.

Here is the story: ‘The best story we’ve ever covered’. Middle story sya written by Arnold Zeitlin. If you read the story, walang kinalaman ang phrase na yon to the whole story.
I know, if you’re a regular here in B7, you would have known by now na yellow ang dugo ko. Hindi sa pinagtatanggol ko si GMA noh? But the question now becomes: What the hell is going on with the media?!
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Yan ang bumulaga saken on TV screen kahapon!
Saan ako tatakbo ngayon?
Sa Houston, Texas?! Eeeek! Wag dun!
Bahala na! Kaya dapat, mai-uwi ko mga ibang gamet sa Philadelphia.
Alas dos, tinawag kame lahat sa pabrika.
Me importanteng mensahe.
Binigyan kami nang porno.
Binuksan ko.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*kabog* !!! *kabog*
ngayon na ba?! ngayon na ba? gulat ako kung pinag-eebakwet na kami!
sa evacuation, puro one-way street pala ang mga highway dito palabas!
eto ang mga direksyon kung saan saan ang takbuhan!
waaaa!!!

So eto nga…
Bumagsak ang ulan kanina..
Leche! Mabubutas ang kotse ko!
Ganun pala dito sa New Orleans, ayuf ang ulan!
Banye-banyera kung bumuhos!
Nakulong ako sa …

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If you have read our About Us page, we have a Barrio Council in Barrio Siete. Not all of the entries are being deliberated though. Only issues which we find repugnantly unacceptable. One of which was this very damning and hateful entry with insinuations of murder written by Paoloxide. The hateful entry was posted on Thursday, August 13, 2009 at 10:23pm on Facebook entitled, “The Philosophy of Bitch Writing“. Soon after he found out that we were reading, he blocked all of us.
While majority in the Barrio Council …

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Yes, you read my opinion right. Oo, this is just mine. Hindi to opinion nang mga tiga-Barrio: I want Jaime Augusto Zobel de Ayala to run as President in the 2010 Philippine Presidential Elections and I am prepared to start the JAZA, for 2010 Philippine President Movement (JAZA:2010PPM). I bet you, that JAZA:2010PPM sounds like a stock symbol winner on Wall Street, right?
There is no question about Jaime Augusto Zobel de Ayala’s excellent leadership. At pag me nagtanong, iba-blak ko sa Barrio! Hehehe! Charing lang! Kayo naman!
How …

Colon cancer is what killed my former boss, the best boss I have ever ran across on earth. He was Italian, 37 years old at that time, a JFK look-alike – ok, maybe a bit too much, but he was very good-looking, with 2 kids and one very beautiful wife. He and I became very close friends and so when he succumbed to colon cancer, I was devastated. After his death, my life and my career tumbled and changed drastically. It would take years before I would be back on …

Marhay na aldaw tabi saindo gabos! Sa aldaw na ini-o, su Barrio mi, ay tolong bulan na! Huna lang nindo, na haloy na kami igdio.
In three months, we have gone from one bukid to pro’lly, the only fastest growing rising Philippine blog ever! Look, nakakahiya tuloy sa Apolo. Este, Apollo, because our ranking was flying past the stratosphere, past the moon and starwars, exciting na nakakaloka sya! I’m telling you, social climbing is nevah a negative thing, it’s very influential talaga, you even get a link and an invite from …

Apparently, the Jedi Bloggers decided to get the services of an American blogger as their Spinmaster of the 2009 Emerging Influential Blog Awards by Janette Toral. Here’s a short (real email – not the full contents) conversation:
“As long as nothing in the encouragement of these students to vote for the Jedi Bloggers was against any of the contest rules, then what’s the worry? I’d just ignore it. It’s sad that RE wants to put a taint on the winners.”
“Reynz voted for my blog. I did not reciprocate his gesture. …

Janette Toral chatted with me sometime this year. She asked for my support for her Influential Blog Awards. Given that up to this point, I am still hyper-critical of that other market-their-business-best friends/volunteers/kiss-ur-ass-and-will-continue-to-watch-them-2009-awards, I decided to support her. Why? I liked the idea of making known the small and upcoming talented bloggers. That’s the least that we can do with all these meaningless blog awards. In fact, she even told me na pag-uwi ko raw, just let her know and she will let me speak in one of her seminars. …

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In America, iba ang tingin nang mga tao sa military. Malaki ang respeto. Ki pulis, ki army, ki navy, ki ano pa man. Oras na you are a member of the military, automatic ang paghanga at pag-galang seyo nang mga tao. Dito ako bilib sa-aking bagong barrio na America ang tawag. Yet make no mistake about sa aking pani-niwala, hindi lahat Perfecto ang mga pangalan nila hahaha! Of course, ilang beses din silang sumesemplang, but for the most part, mas malaki pa rin ang bahagi nang good part …

Nearing our 10-day mourning period in honor of Tita Cory, Barrio Siete Dot Com is very happy to have given full blog coverage to one historic event that just recently transpired, the passing of our one and only Tita Cory. It’s our small contribution in honor of President Cory Aquino and Senator Benigno Aquino. But that very small contribution, surprisingly, has given us, Barrio Siete Dot Com, an unexpectedly back-to-back media coverage beyond our expectations. Trulalang ningning ever and if you think about it, wala pa tayong 3 months …

Ely is a long-time reyna elena dot com reader and has been one big-time B7 supporter. I love this guy at wala akong pekealam kung ano ang political colors nya because ang aking loveliness has no set pre-conditions (bahala na kayo mag-define hahaha) at ako ang magiging fairy godmother sa kasal nya. But it got me curious kasi, even though 100% B7 fan, supporter achaka defender of truth, freedom and equal employment opportunity tong aking love na si Ely, somehow iniwan nya kami sa Touch a Blogger: Tie a Yellow …

It’s not only in Twitter, Facebook and Plurk where you’ll find Pinoys uniting in cyberspace during the funeral of the Global Icon of Democracy, President Corazon Aquino; but also in Barrio Siete. Our writers were ONE in watching the historical event on national television as well as on live streaming on the internet. Our writers exchanged feelings, reactions, thoughts and realizations via text messages, chat, email and phone calls.
Our writers in the United States, Chuva Chienes in New Jersey and Reynz in New Orleans, stayed until the wee hours of …

MGA KABABAYAN, GO OUT ON THE STREETS AND PAY YOUR LAST RESPECTS TO OUR DEAR TITA CORY! WEAR YELLOW AND FLASH THE LABAN SIGN WHEN THE CORTEGE PASSES BY! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE! THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE! CONTINUE THE FIGHT! GO OUT THERE AND FEEL HISTORY! DO IT FOR YOUR CHILDREN! DO IT FOR OUR COUNTRY! DO IT FOR OUR FELLOW FILIPINOS! DO IT FOR NINOY! DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF TITA CORY!

Ave Maria. Hail Mary.
I wish I was in Manila…
I wish I was one with the …

And so sabi nga ni Ajay, Hindi State Funeral kundi People Power Funeral para kay Tita Cory. Read: Magdusa kayo Malacanang! Wez kayo invited! Hahaha! Dahil sabi nga ni Kris Aquino, the honors will not come from some Malacanang decree kundi sa mga taong nagmamahal ki Tita Cory. Pero saan nag-simula ang pag-ayaw nang Pamilya Aquino sa offer nang Malacanang of giving Cory a State Funeral?
Eto ang cheezmaks mga kabarrio!
Iritadetch nga kasi ang isang bulinggit dyan ki Cory Aquino. Opo. Yun ang nasagap nameng cheezmaks. Nagsimula pala to nung …

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“Pagka magkaisa ang dalwang pamilyang Pilipino, ay naku! milagro ang mangyayari!” ~Imelda Marcos

ANONG MILAGRO?! SINO ANG MASTERMIND NANG PAGPATAY KI NINOY AQUINO?! SINO?!
Alam nateng lahat na the Aquino Family refused a state funeral for Cory. Feel na naten yon. Relate tayong lahat dun. Im fak, Gloria even cut short daw her trip sa Estados Unidos and made several statements sa Waldorf Astoria. Eh ke mag-around the world pa sya, duda ko, walang peke-alam ang mga Aquino. At wala din akong peke-alam. Alam nyo ba …