Barrio Siete Year End Awards
Greetings to all the avid readers, lurkers, fans and trolls of Barrio Siete around the globe! Antaray haha global talaga noh.
I wont keep this long, in spirit of fun and camaraderie, I give you the 1st ever and hopefully not the last B7′s year-end awards! One reminder though, don’t ever ever as in ever take this seriously, but if you must, bahala kayo haha. Congratulations to everyone who made it on the list
BLOGDOM CATEGORY
SOCIAL CLIMBER OF THE YEAR: Eklat
POWER BLOGGER AWARD: Reyna Elena
PUNK’S NOT DEAD AWARD: Silver (noone can stop this punk from saying what she wants to say)
I LURK HERE OFTEN AWARD: *insert name here*
I WANT REYNA ELENA’S ATTENTION Award: Benjamin Kritz
MOST DRAMATIC EB GESTURE: Mel (flying all the way from the bukid to Glorietta)
TAKE IT! TAKE IT! AWARD: Jedi Bloggers
BLOG IT OR I’ll FAIL YOU ALL I’M THE TEACHER OF THE YEAR AWARD: Jena Isle
I’M NOT INTERESTED REALLY REALLY REALLY AWARD: Jan Geronimo haha
I-LOVE-SHOWING-SOME-SKIN AWARD: Dencios haha
SEXY HOTLEGS AWARD: Reesie
FARMVILLE ADDICT AWARD: Pusa (the reigning Facebook Queen)
PIKON-AKO AWARD: *insert name here*
WRITING-THESIS-IS-MY-PASSION AWARD: Bluepanjeet
GOING TRASHY LEVEL BLOGGING AWARD: Dona Victorina Blog (B7 found out that they are the utak behind Utak Pugita. sila din kaya ang utak behind tilapia?)
BUSINESS-OF-THE-YEAR AWARD: Janet Toral Influential Blog Awards hahaha
ENTREPRENEUR-OF-THE-YEAR AWARD: the perpetrator of Janet Toral Influential Blog Awards
BLOG WRITERS OF THE YEAR AWARD: Chem bloggers!
FIX-MY-ACCOMPLISHMENTS-RESUME AWARD: Holly Jalangiri
IT GIRL AWARD: Yaya Indira, no doubt!
MOST ANTICIPATED COME-BACK: Barrio Siete Writers haha
SHOWBIZ CATEGORY
HOME-WRECKING-IS-MY-PASSION AWARD: Krista Ranillo
MOST DRAMATIC PERFORMANCE BY A SINGER: Susan Boyle
MOST CONTROVERSIAL ATHLETES: It’s a tie between Manny And Tiger Woods.
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE BY AN ARTIST: Nanay Dionisia
I-NEED-MORE-ATTENTION AWARD: Kanye West (when he interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted her award for best music video)
MOST STUPID ACT BY A SINGER: Chris Brown on Rihanna
I-HATE-SONY-CAMCORDER AWARD: Hayden Kho
I’M-NEVER-GONNA-DANCE-AGAIN AWARD: Katrina Halili
SILENCE-IS-THE-BEST-WEAPON AWARD: Maricar Reyes
MANG-AAGAW-NG-JOWA AWARD: Marian Rivera
I-DID-NOT-KILL-ANYBODY AWARD: Ted Failon
PAMBANSANG POP SONG NG BAYAN Award: Nobody
INGGITERO-AKO AWARD: Freedie A. on Charice and Arnel’s popularity
THE-SEX-VIDEO-YOU-NEVER-WANNA-SEE AWARD: Vicki Bello and Hayden Kho Scandal
OH NO! YOU DIDN’T JUST DIE AWARD: Michael Jackson
THE GREATEST TIAGRA ENDORSER AWARD: Tiger Woods
GOLFER OF THE YEAR AWARD: Erin Nordegren Woods (She whacked Tiger with a 9″ iron!)
POLITICS
I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL FOREVER AWARD: Mayor Andal Ampatuan Jr.
DESPERATE TO WIN THE ELECTION AWARD: Manny Villar
I-LOVE-PINK AWARD: Bayani Fernando
YOU DRIVE ME NUTS AWARD: Mirriam Defensor Santiago
ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN-HE WANTS-TO-BE-THE-PRESIDENT AWARD: Gibo Teodoro
I-HATE-MARENG-WINNIE AWARD: Mikey Arroyo
JOKER-OF-THE-YEAR: Erap Estrada on running for president again
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH AWARD: Chiz Escudero
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A PHOTO OP WITH OBAMA Award: Lito Lapid
TEXTER’S CHOICE AWARD: Juan Ponce Enrile HAHA
LOOK WHO’S TALKING AWARD: Bong Revilla (his comments against Hayden Kho seemed to have backfired on him)
FTW AWARD: Mar Roxas (FOR THE WIN)
I LOOK HOTTT IN A BACKLESS GOWN AWARD: Loren Legarda
INAGAW NYO ANG LAHAT SA AKIN AWARD: Jamby Madrigal (on inheritance and stuff like that)
BARRIO SIETE’S CHOICE: Noynoy (for the record, this is not a unanimous choice, I’m just saying MOST but not ALL B7 writers are rooting for Noynoy)
WHATEVER CATEGORY
Must Have for 2009: Facebook Account
Must Not Have for 2009: Swine Flu
CALAMITY OF THE YEAR: Typhoon Ondoy
MOST ANTICIPATED EVENT: The Mayon Volcano Eruption
I-WANT-TO-BE-LIKE-YOU-WHEN-I-GROW-UP Award: Kuya Efren Penaflorida
MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE FOR 2010: Facebook The Movie and Twitter Saga
MOST OUTSTANDING FANBOY OF REYNA ELENA: It’s a tie! bongV and Benigno
HATER OF THE YEAR AWARD: it’s a quadruple tie!!!! bongV, Benigno, BenKritz and double your pleasure
LOVETEAM OF THE YEAR: Lee and BenignO haha
COMMENT OF THE YEAR: (Lee on BenignO) Halika nga dito, pa kiss nga..litsi ka lalo lang akong naiinlab sayong animal ka hahaha
There you go ladies, gentlemen and in-betweens! While most of 2009 was chaotic, I hope you still had fun and learned valuable lessons. Let’s all welcome the new year with hope for a better Philippines!
From all of us here in Barrio Siete, WE WISH YOU A PROSPEROUS AND FUN-FILLED 2010! We love you all esp. the B7 fanboys like bongV, Benigno, BenKritz and double your pleasure. HAHA. I kid.
SEE YOU ALL AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
PS. Stay tuned for my upcoming Year of the Tiger predictions. HAHA
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malensky is is a true blooded Waray-waray from a certain barrio in the Eastern Visayas region. She graduated without honors in Engineering at some University along the Pasig river. A real life opportunist, self-proclaimed artist and street-smart babe who frequents the parlor, making friends with parloristas to get free highlites lol. She works in QC with slightly above minimum wage and plans to further her studies in Ricky Reyes Learning Institute so she could try a career out of haircutting, with manicure and pedicure.
Dear Reynz,
You are a very jolly-good fellow! I am chuckling as I read the awards and the awardees!
Toto Causing
it’s hilarious but that’s not me Toto – that’s Malen. hehe!
@KUYA TOTO, i’m glad it made you chuckle! hinde po ako si reynz, madami pong nagsasabi na magkamukha kami, pero i think mas lamang ang ganda ko haha
@REYNZ, ‘daaay i think my sense of humor is baaaaccck! bwahaha
Nyahahahaha! Kalokah ka Ate Malen! May trophy na akong madidisplay dito sa aming aparador. Matutuwa na rin ang fadir ko. Hahaha
Matutuwa din dito si Benigs at tandang BongV. LOL
Btw, buhay pa ba ang Chembloggers? Parang nag evaporate na yata eh. Haha
congrats mel! you deserve the award! i-print mo yan at ipa-laminate ok
Hahahhahah…litsi! di na ako matapos sa katatawa dito sa post mo malen. Hayyyuuff…punks not dead! hahahhahahahhahahahha….
Parekoy Lee!!! Asan ka na!!! Litsi! Ikaw pala ang comment of the year awardee! Ang ganda ng comment mo kay Benigno. Pati paa ko, taas sa katatawa. Hahahhahahha…
parekoy, ito ang award na itatago sa baul
at diko pwedeng idispley nyahahaha.
Thank you Malen, im speechless…
diko inaasahan ito,sana nakapag pagawa
manlang ako ng speech na inggles para
di nakakahiya sa ka love team ko,
de puger oo!
Parekoy,
Astig talaga ang comment mo kay Benigno. Hahahhaha. Carino brutal! Hahahhaha…
panalo ka talaga lee. LOLs
HOY PUNKS KMUSTA KA NA? Hehe May msg ka sa wall ko hinde ko na-get, paki-explain naman sorry mahina ang pick up ko these days, January na kase (koneksyon?)
@LEE, ateeeng!!! i love love love how you show your adoration to benigno. chemistry overload talaga kayo!!! am a fan of your love team.
Leenigno for the win!!!! haha
Maleeeeeeeeeeennnn!
ikaw ang pasimuno nito,
walastek, lalong diko na maiidispley
ang pitchur ko neto baka nakawin ng 3 stooges
kagaya nung kay reynz at lagyan naman ako
nung kagay nung inilalagay ni perezhilton sa
mga pitchur nung ayaw nyang mga celebrity hahaha.
ateeeng!!! hahahah you know i love you! mwaah mwaaah wag ka magalet ha???
hahaha love you too,
pano pako magagalet e may kiss na hahaha
waahhahhaha tenchu sa award, iuwe ko ang trophy na yan! kaya lang di ko feel ang mga kasama kong nanalo na iba LOL whatevah i love the tropi ba..
happy new year to all
Pusa! Litsi naman ang level mo sa Farmville at Mafia Wars eh!!! Ang lowfet mo neng!
Teka, pag nagbukas na yung Mafia Wars Bangkok, dun tayo sa mga Yakuza. LOL.
congrats ‘day. no one beats you as the facebook queen! ipanalangin natin na sana maging convertible to cash lahat ng earnings mo sa farmville haha
wish ko rin day na maging pera sya … waahhh need that moolah to go to batanes this year! taralets
taralets batanes it is!! kaso ang mahal. tsaka takot ako sa private plane haha
KA-BLAG!!! (hinimatay)
lee, i did not know na me relasyon pala kau ni benign0 hahaha!
~binuhusan ng gurdun’s si Parekoy para masaulian~
i was ROTFL when i read your love notes to benigno ateng. parang ang sarap mong mag mahal hahahhahaa
santisima, diko alam masokista ka rin pala gaya ko bwahahahaha.
grabe! pasaway ang entry na to! di tuloy ako nakatulog hehehe anak nang tilapia oo! mamaya nyan headline na naman tayo sa mga utak munggo hahaha
Fuchsia…ano pa bang utak ang susunod???
Utak ng tilapia…
Utak pugita…
Utak munggo…
Utak ng himagsikan… (Ay, si Mabini na pala ito)
Utak dilis…
Utak sinarapan…
Utak dinosaur…
ngak ngak ngak…
eto nga e binalikan ko ulit, my nadagdag palang award hahaha
it’s funny how they call us jologs hahhaha eh ano kayang tingin nila sa mga sarili nila hahaha
Question: “its funny how they call us jologs hahhaha eh ano kayang tingin nila sa mga sarili nila hahaha”
Answer: “BETLOGS”
pwede ring “THE 3 STOOGES”
tapos bigyan natin sila ng theme song…
MERON PABANG SASARAP
SA PAGKAMOT NG BAYAG…
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Akala ko si Reynz nag post nito, si Malen pala haha. Facebook queen si Pusa hehe at naaliw ako sa loveteam at comment of the year haha!
Happy New year B7!
mi amooor! thank you for reading and happy ny too. o kasama ka na sa pans club ha
Leenigno FTW!!!
haha parang maligno ano ba
wahahahha nice leenigno panalo!
waaaa sister bati tayo, walang ganyanan
ulangya ka malen, kukurutin kita kahit wala akong kuko hahaha
ingat ka amor, mamaya mo
ginawa na rin ni malen na
ka love team mo yung isa sa mga stooges
hahaha
bat wala ako? i demand a recount!
Happy New Year!
hinahanap ko nga pati si Mr. Mark Bravo hahaha
CRUSH OF THE YEAR AWARD: MARK BRAVO
~wink~
Landi mode
Bwahahaha
Bwahhahahah….. nice one Mel!
Don’t Mess With Me or Else I’ll Sue You Award – Jepoy
Obsessed With Jepoy Award – Tim Cumper haha dude I smell a fanboy!
@ mel, hinde naman masyadong halata na crush mo noh…
Girl Magnet Award – Mark Bravo
video ni belo at hayden kho? nooooooooooooooooo!
ako lang ba ang gusto maka nuod ng video na yun?
eiwww ba kuya? haha blurred naman daw yun face eh hahaha
Nadagdagan pala ang awards. Bwahahahaha
MOST PUNCTUAL SA EB AWARD: JOHNONYMOUS
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER SA EB AWARD: MALEN
Hahahaha
bwahahah thanks mel. loves it! next time, aagahan ko na pwamis
Tawa ako ng tawa sa psot na ito! Galing! GO GO BARRIO SIETE!!!
rob, tawa din ako ng tawa sa “post” mo nanaging “psot”
hahaha (polluted kasi utak ko e jejeje)
thank you kuya rob! tawa din ako ng tawa nun ginagawa ko to
kala ko nga kung anu yun e, nagtext sakin si silver silipin ko daw, ako naman silip kagad,muntik nako mahulog sa upuan hahaha
What a magnificent Barrio Siete Year End Awards Malen! hahaha…
Teka lang, am I missing something here…
Love Team of the Year Award sina Lee and BenignO? hahaha…Ayos! Akala ko pa naman sina Mel Beckham at Mark Bravo. hehehe…
To all the B7 writers, readers and lurkers of this site: Whoa, 2010 na! Manigong Bagong Taon sa inyong lahat. ~_~
Sincerely yours,
Snow ~_~
mel and mark comes in second. hinde kase sila masyadong pda eh haha
happy new year snow. this is rather late but i hope you’ll appreciate this,
I Make Sure I Can Comment Award
@Malen – Gosh, thanks for the award!
I would like to thank the Barrio Siete Awarding Committee for this honor…hahaha…
I would also like to thank MaryKay for my make-up, ForMe for my clothes, So Fab! for my shoes and Ricky Reyes for my hairstyle…nyahahaha….
Naloka ako sa post mo, iba ka talaga gurl… ~_~
Nice post Malen, mas matindi pa ito sa fireworks last night, happy new year to all mga kababarrio and of course especially sa ating nobody nobody but REYNZ, Mudra La Reyna Kapitana
manay! thank you and happy NY to you and your family!
makikibati na rin po ng HAPPY NEW YEAR sa Lahat!
thank you for always supporting B7! naks haha
i hope you have a wonderful 2010 Leo!
Congratulations sa mga winners! happy new year to barrio siete people!
same to you monique. and thank you for reading
wahahaahahahahaha. the best ang texter’s choice!!!! naiyak ako sa tawa…
hello Father!
haha that’s my favorite award, and also the one for Lito Lapid
ang galing nun nakaisip, ay that’s me pala ahahhaha
Hahaha! Galing ng categories at mga winners! The one on Dona Victorina was spot on! With the utak pugita thing, blogging has sunk to a new low. Sayonara DV council!
Mabuhay B7!
thank you much!
yeah, utak pugita is nothing but trash. even the graphics aren’t that great LOL
halata bang trying hard copycat?
matagal ng giba ang council nila,
sayang yung ibang magagaling na writers,
nahaluan ng mga mukhang ulalong iba pala ang pakay,
sa pagtira sa mga corrupt kunung
politicians,gusto lang palang mang-gatas nung
mga sumaling mukhang ulalo,pweh!
tawa ako ng tawa dito sa station ng office namin. para lang akong baliw… nice entry…
Happy New Year to all..
Go BarrioSiete!!!
thanks glorien! i had fun doing this. i hope next year you make it on the list hahahha
hoy bluep, happy new year! yun regalooooo namin?
nice malen, pakiss nga sa nose. muaah
[...] Having some problems on getting back lost credibility?! Kaya naman they earned Barrio Siete’s GOING TRASHY LEVEL BLOGGING AWARD. [...]
revisiting this entry
natatawa pa din ako sa TEXTER’S CHOICE award
hope i can come up with something like this before the year ends. SANA.
Super aabangan ko ang iyong B7 Awards 2010 edition. ^_^
“I LURK HERE OFTEN” hahaha