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Burdyer King

10 November 2009 7 Comments

Cross post to mga kabaryo mula sa reyna elena. Masyadong mainit yung video ni Noynoy kaya burdyer muna kayo. Dun sa Reyna Elena McDo sya. Dito Burdyer King.

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Umandar ang stomach nang lola. Di ako makatiis for today’s calling. Makodoronado Burdyer King pala. Litsi oo! Me opium ba sila dahil di ko mapigil na di sumiba nang french fries?

So, I was at the drive-thru. Nag-iintay nang aking turning wheel. Sumaksak sa isip ko. Ano nga kaya kung ako ang andun sa windows 7 nila noh? Taking orders and doing customer service eklavu di va? After all, magaling ako sa customers. I will not only take orders, I’ll give advice too. For extra service, pwede rin akong manghula. At pag mahaba ang linya, I can offer manicure and pedicure.

Customer: “Can I have number 5, please?”

Ako: “What’s with number 5? Why not try 6, or 7 perhaps?”

Ok. Maybe mali yon. Let me try again.

Customer: “Can I have two double cheeseburgers and one large diet coke, the meal please?”

Ako: “You nuts?! Why would you have a diet coke and 2 double cheeseburger? One, that’s too much to eat. Second, you still have one large french fries with your meal. Third, what’s with the diet coke?”

Wag na lang kaya.

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