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[26 Aug 2010 | 34 Comments | ]

~weeps~ (strategy to think)
You are making me cry with your question Mr. Baldwin! I’m sorry, but I can’t help it.
~more hikbi~ (more strategy to buy time and think)
You see, one of the biggest mistakes I made just recently, in fact, they even dethroned me as Miss Philippines, was not minding the little things that matters the most about joining the Miss Philippines beauty pageant.
(i swear to god! the crowd will roar!)
You see Mr. Baldwin, I am an illegitimate child and in the Philippines, we are being frowned upon.
(Believe me, …

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[25 Aug 2010 | 6 Comments | ]

Thank you Venus Raj for giving us an exciting Miss Universe.
You made the Philippines proud in a major major way!
Your inclusion in the top 5 is already an accomplishment and you made us all forget that bloody hostage drama at the Quirino Grandstand even for a moment.
Best of luck to your future endeavors!
Cheers,

Photo Credit: Mocha
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[20 Aug 2010 | 17 Comments | ]

The Miss Universe 2010 preliminary competition is over. In fact, I am done watching the liveshow at this link.
To those who have missed the show, sana po ay mapanood ninyo ito sa You Tube. Goodness gracious, Venus Raj was a sight to behold and she really exuded a regal aura during the preliminary competition. Nakatulong din ng malaki ang Filipino community natin sa Las Vegas dahil all-out ang support nila sa ating kandidata. Grabe, super-spine tingling talaga lalo na nung pinansin ng host ang mga spectators at sinabing:
Did the …

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[12 Aug 2010 | 2 Comments | ]

Indeed, big things comes in small packages!
Check out Jackie Evancho’s ‘America’s Got Talent’ performance HERE where she stunned the crowd, won her a standing ovation and got the stamp of approval from the judges.
Best of luck to this 10-year-old kid. I’m looking forward to see your star shine ala-Susan Boyle in the future!
Cheers,

Photo Credit: Jackie Evancho Website
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[10 Aug 2010 | 2 Comments | ]

Education Secretary Armin Luistro said Tuesday that he is amenable to non-compulsory sex education in public schools, based on parents’ approval.
He compared alternative reproductive health education for high school students to religion classes held after school hours.
“Naniniwala ang Constitution na dapat matuto sila sa pananampalataya nila. Pagkatapos ng regular class, open ang mga silid-paaralan para doon sakop ang mga religious instructors, pero mga Katoliko lang with the permission of their parents,” Luistro told radio station dzMM.
He also believes that sex education lessons, which should be values-laden, would even be better …

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[9 Aug 2010 | 6 Comments | ]

Looks like being ‘quiet’ is hard for Miss Kris Aquino! After declaring her decision to be inactive on social networking sites, Queen of All Media Kris Aquino surprised her followers by tweeting anew on Aug. 8.
“I’m back! Y? Because we live in a democracy & I’m allowed to use my voice. I promise to be prudent & not be motivated by anger or hate. Will try to be kind & mature. I’m SO BACK. Love love love!!!” her first “comeback” tweet read that night.
As before, Kris updated her Twitter followers …

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[28 Jul 2010 | 12 Comments | ]

President Noynoy Aquino’s State of the Nation Address (SONA) may be the most awaited moment of the Filipino people last July 26. But for the fashion aficionados out there, PNoy’s revelations in his SONA only comes a close second as the fashion statement is the topmost priority around the Philippines. Heller, magtatanong pa kayo eh, Oscar Season heto ng mga politicians natin noh? Remember!? ~LOL~
Anyway, below are the celebrities and politicians who gained a lot of attention due to their flair of fashion at PNoy’s first ever SONA. Photos courtesy …

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[23 Jul 2010 | 10 Comments | ]

Photo Credits: Ted Aljibe
Kinakabahan ako. Sona na sa Lunes. At sabi pa naman ni bostsip Noy, it will gonna be shocking. I-a-announce yata nya na lahat ng mga kongresman na dating nasa Lakas, naging praktikal na, ehe naging Liberal na.
At dahil napakahalaga ng okasyon na darating, maraming mga sikatchupoy sa showbis at politics ang asahan nating eeksena kagaya noong inagurasyon.
Si Miriam nga raw, nag-sign ng waiver na hindi na magsusungit at nagpramis na magbabaril na lang sa sarili. Si Bong Revilla naman, isasama sa sona ang humigit …

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[10 Jul 2010 | 21 Comments | ]

Sorry folks kung mainit ang ulo ko today. Woke up this morning. Surfed FB, then I stumbled on this OFW site: Tagpuan nang mga OFW. They were using my OFW Logo. “Ah ok!” so I said to myself.

So, I “liked” the page and browsed. But I found not a single credit to reyna elena dot com, not even a link. Now, I don’t remember getting any email from anyone who wants to use the logo. You see, I spent more than P10,000 for this logo. It’s well documented on …

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[2 Jul 2010 | 15 Comments | ]

Touted the even as the most star-studded presidential inauguration ever, it featured performances from well-known Filipino artists. Showbiz denizens mingled with politicians and diplomats in the audience. Arguably, it was the most anticipated official function of recent memory. ~ Spot.ph
Pictured below are the list of celebrities who made some fashion statement during the inauguration day of Noynoy Aquino.  Have your say on who wore our traditional gown and Barong Tagalog better. Photo credits courtesy of JJ Soriano and Iliac Diaz:

Kris Aquino looks flamboyant in her Randy Ortiz terno adorned with yellow …

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[1 Jul 2010 | 16 Comments | ]

What do Sharon Stone and Kris Aquino have in common?
Well, aside from the fact that they are actors, and cougars, they both have an exquisite (read: nakakaloka and nakakapraning) taste in fashion.

At kahapon sa inauguration ni President Noynoy Aquino, may napatunayan na naman ako na they both have a very alarming thing in common.
Pareho silang killers.
Oo, killer.
MUPPET KILLERS!
Pareho nilang pinatay ang dalawa sa pinaka-loveable characters ng Sesame Street.
While Sharon Stone killed the latina muppet Rosita,

Kris Aquino killed the historic Big Bird.
See for yourselves.

Makonsensya sana kayo!
Photo credits:
Entertainmentmoose.com
Stylebible.ph
Muppetnewsflash.com
Chuvaness.com
Socialitelife.com
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[26 Jun 2010 | 17 Comments | ]

By: Mogli
Masarap ang sex.
Mahalaga na masarap ang sex upang gawin natin ito. Sa kasalukuyan, ito ang pinakamabisang paraan ng pagpapalaganap ng sangkatauhan (o ng anumang hayop na nakasalalay ang pag-iral sa sekswal na reproduksyon). Ang sex ay produkto ng napakahabang proseso ng ebolusyon. Sa madaling salita, ‘kumbaga sa sukang-paombong, pinasarap ito ng panahon.
Sa lahat ng mga nilalang, tanging tao lamang ang may kakayahang maki-pag sex kung kailan niya gustuhin. Karaniwan kasi, ang pagtatalik ay nagaganap lamang kung kainitan na ng babaeng hayop. Ito yung tinatawag na “oestrus period” o “period …

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[14 Jun 2010 | 19 Comments | ]

Barrio Siete congratulates Jovit Baldovino! He is the first grand winner of Pilipinas Got Talent. Watch out. He will be hitting the international stage pretty soon! I’m sure the world is taking notice. If Journey has Arnel Pineda, I hope he gets invited by Bon Jovi hahaha!

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[6 Jun 2010 | 3 Comments | ]

Yahoo Buzz: A new McDonald’s commercial airing on French TV stations sent the world into a tizzy. The ad features a male teenager, flirting on the phone, while his dad buys hamburgers at the counter. At the end of the commercial, the audience learns the boy is gay (though his dad remains in the dark).

As far as we can tell, it’s the first McDonald’s ad to feature a gay character. Most people in the gay community responded to the ad positively, calling this a step in the right direction. …

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[2 Jun 2010 | 28 Comments | ]

There are too many issues to count, floating around with regards to Noynoy & Mar tandem, the Noynoy & Binay tandem, the Hyatt 10, the Kamaganak Inc., Cabinet choices and lately, Juana Change a.k.a. Mae Paner.
I pray that these internal fights will not sideline or obliterate the real issues. There’s the plight of the political prisoners, there’s the Ampatuan Massacre, there’s the midnight appointments, there’s the Marcos ill-gotten wealth, there’s a new security guard at the Congress, there’s the speeding justice of the Employee of the Decade waving her magic …

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[26 May 2010 | 24 Comments | ]

Election withdrawal symptoms ata ang nangyayari saten.
Losers are sprouting like gremlins na dinaya sila.
Yong iba di mapigilang magmura.
In fact, I heard pati yong isa dyan, niloko ni lord hehehe! Taka daw sya sa results!
Yong me ari nang Malacanang Zoo, pinakawalan mga koalas. Hmmm… cheap dramatics.
Kinilig tayo nang very public love story, i-compare ba sa (Camelot) sa Kennedy’s. Ngak!
Tinira nang Dep’t Ed ang Jejemons. Tuloy they are now the newest superstars.
At least I know, we’re getting back to normal.
Soooo normal, there is now a war.
I’m not talking about the …

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[24 May 2010 | 15 Comments | ]

From: ABS-CBN
Valenzuela 2nd District Councilor Shalani Soledad has opened up about her more than a year relationship with winning presidential candidate Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III.
Soledad, 30, was interviewed exclusively by Noynoy’s youngest sister, Kris. During the interview, she shared details about their first meeting as well as her thoughts on her 50-year-old boyfriend’s remarks that marriage is not his priority right now.
The interview was aired on “The Buzz” Sunday.
Below is Kris’s full interview with Soledad.
Kris (K): Umpisahan natin from the very, very beginning. April 27, 1980, ‘yon ang birthday …

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[24 May 2010 | 29 Comments | ]

Imagine my new role: Reyna Elena, La Kapita de’l Barrio Siete, defender of Jejemon rights! Bwahaha!!! But don’t laugh now. In fact, I’ve been labeled as a Jejemon already.
Jejemons are called the new jologs, labeled as people of inferior mentality. If they are of inferior intellect, then how in the world were they able to invent and be creative with a brand new language of their own? And if you’re a jejemon hater, show your prowess of superior intellect by translating their language. Care for a challenge?

Like our reader …

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[23 May 2010 | 5 Comments | ]

Controversial Queen of Talk Kris Aquino on Tuesdays said she will be giving up her co-hosting of Showbiz News Ngayon and the Buzz for the duration of the presidency of her brother, Benigno Aquino III. Kris explains her decision on Showbiz News Ngayon. May 18, 2010. Footage courtesy of Showbiz News Ngayon

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[22 May 2010 | 4 Comments | ]

Ba’t ka pa kase nag-appeal? Just go!

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[20 May 2010 | 10 Comments | ]

Enough with the election people. Juice koh! Enough with the koala bear! Drag him/her/it to the zoo! There’s another election where manual count is not allowed. I’ll make a prediction. Lee is going to win this automated election!

Lee’s cute, very good-looking, but behind those baby blue eyes and excellent vocals, I actually find him lacking in passion. I just find him cute! Hahaha! But tonite? Wow!
OK, to all in favor of Lee as the next American Idol to travel to the Philippines, say aye?!

Here is his homecoming:
Video 1

Video 2

Video …

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[18 May 2010 | 35 Comments | ]

She’s only been queen for a day but the new Miss USA is already feeling the heat from the media spotlight.
On Sunday, Michigan’s Rima Fakih became the first Arab American to win the beauty pageant.
Now TMZ is out with pictures of Fakih winning a very different competition.
The website says there are pictures of the beauty queen back in 2007, clinching the “Stripper 101″ pole dancing competition for a radio station.
Fakih reportedly won jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole.
Source: MyFoxBoston.com
Oh my gulay, I am having a shock of …

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[14 May 2010 | No Comment | ]

POST ELECTION BREAK UPDATE MUNA!
You know her. Her name is Charice. She’s 18 years old now. Wowed audiences on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ singing Whitney Houston and Celine Dion songs. Here debut CD was just released on May 11, 2010, which is aimed at teenagers who are fans of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. And she’s been all over the East Coast promoting her CD. In fact, I’ve been hearing and listening to her Pyramid song on the radio. She was on Q102 in Philadelphia, 99.3 KISS FM in …

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[14 May 2010 | 55 Comments | ]

Sabi nga nang ulat ni Kapitana, matindi ang labanan ni Mar at ni Binay, ayan tuloy, nagsabunutan ang mga supporters. Alam naman niyo saaten, dibdib masyado nang tao ang eleksyon. Kaya heto ang patunay na ang mga supporters ni Mar at ni Binay ay nagsabunuta daw.

Naku hindi po totoo yun, hindi po sila mga supporter ng kahit na sinung kandidato, at hindi rin po yan pugad ng ibon. Yan po ang in na in na hairstyle dito sa paligid ko.
Parang masyado lang kasi nakala stress itong nagdaang eleksyon na hanggang …

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[13 May 2010 | 15 Comments | ]

Sa kadahilanang bumigkas nang salita ang Kristita tungkol doon sa fake psycho report nang ABS-CBN kung saan sinabi nyang: “Gusto ko silang saksakin!“, aba’y seryosohin ba nang mga ilang anti-Noynoy fanatics. Totoo bang mag-tatayo si Kris nang private army para habulin si Maria Ressa dahil binigyan nang ABS CBN ang pekeng report nang air-time? Hindi. Heto kasing mga anti-Noynoy fanatics, ultimo satiriko pinaniniwalaan kada punto.

Kaya heto ngayon sa Facebook hindi pa man nasusunog, pero umiinit na sya. Mayron na kasing Kris Aquino’s Online Despedida Party sa Facebook. Mga kagagawan nang …