(Photo: This is the Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia during it’s implosion.)
There’s trouble in paradise.
According to our FBI friends (federasyon ng mga baklang imbestigador), one blog kingdom wanted to use Barrio Siete as their wargrounds. Ang mga leche at balak kaming gawing Afghanistan! Tse! This will probably explain why they pulled Mo Twister to have a hair fight with Reyna Elena.
I also found out that those Reyna hate paedophile entries were paid entries pala. And so were those Trixie Angeles hate entries as well. Believe it or not, Trixie …

Oh my gulay!
Naloka ako sa ‘The Buzz’ tonight. Well, sa kalagitnaan kasi ng palabas ay medyo naguluhan ako dahil punung-puno ng iyakan.
Nagtaka tuloy ako. Akala ko kasi ay nag-reformat from talk show to drama show ang ‘The Buzz’…hehehe…
Ganito kasi yun…
The first crying moment happened while Boy Abunda is interviewing Ruffa Gutierrez to finally say goodbye to ‘The Buzz’ family. The former beauty queen is in her usual smiles clarifying issues but she suddenly cried for about 3 minutes before the end of the interview. Naisip ko tuloy na mababa yata …

Life in the barrio B.C., that’s boring community, is truly boring. Only the sons, daughters and friendsters of the politicos move up to taste barbecue. Us, los indios have no futuro. Some of my relatives died of kamote overdose. Us the survivors, have to work twice as hard and haw-haw de carabao to even smell pugak pugak de tambutso in the city. Now, that’s a big deal when you go back to the Barrio. In fact, it’s a must that you carry one lata of biskwet. Ave Maria, I never …

Patindi nang patindi ang political cheezmaks given na dalwang buwan na lang bago mag-santacruzan. According to the cheezmaks grapevine, Noynoy’s strength is his “purity” so that’s where they are trying to hit him.
Eto ang mga cheezmaks na binandilyo sa Barrio. Husgahan kung tama ang mga to:
ONE – malaki ang cheezmaks na meron daw CD na ikinakalat ngayon na ang title is “waland bahid walang duda BUDHI” (credits to liberdad for the correction). These CD’s daw are being distributed sa lahat nang local government units in the country, kasali na …

This is a repost (originally posted here). Why? Because there is something magical with this entry and I love it because of it’s swak factor to the current political times. It has what I call the “konek” factor.
I am reposting this entry by Malen, one of our B7 writer, because these are the places in the Philippines forgotten by these politicians. Just in time to ting-a-ling some of these candidates that our barrios truly need some ‘about time’ attention. Who truly cares for our folks in the barrio? Alam nyo …

Yes, I was watching The Buzz Yesterday, together with my wife and in-laws, and I saw first hand (although just on TV) that what Kris Aquino merely said to make Ruffa Gutierrez walk out in tears was “pero aminin mo, mas Masaya dito.” Then before the commercials even started, Ruffa was seen walking out of the POV set.
I thought this won’t be an issue because Kris, despite her honest and innocent comment, already tried her best to make “amends” by saying “pero mag-kapit-bahay naman tayo” but still, Ruffa had already …

Time-out muna tayo sa politics mga ka-barrio ha? Consider this report as a commercial break dahil it’s really getting hot sa Barrio Siete. In fact, mas mukhang tinatalo na nga ng aming blog ang El Nino sa init ng discussions dito. Charing!

Photo Credits: Voy.Com
Anyway, heto po ang resulta ng Bb. Pilipinas 2010 beauty pageant kagabi:
Bb. Pilipinas Universe 2010: Maria Venus Raj
Bb. Pilipinas World 2010: Czarina Catherine Gatbonton
Bb. Pilipinas International 2010: Krista Mae Arrieta Kleiner
Bb. Pilipinas 2010 1st Runner Up: Diane Necio
Bb. Pilipinas 2010 2nd Runner Up: Helen Nicolette Henson
As usual, …

By: Ellaine

Petite.
Spectacles framing her small face.
Chinky eyes that seem to squint in that adorable fashion. Full lips. Long straight hair. Tomboyish in gait but extremely demure in manner and demeanor.
This is Trixie Cruz-Angeles.
Mother, Cook, Daughter, Sister, Friend…Lawyer.
This is Trixie Cruz-Angeles.
Today, she shone brighter than usual. Here is why.
Pro Bono is legalese for “work for free”. She has been this, for the last couple of years, busting her chops to work through the legal maze towards freeing heroes. Men in uniform whose greatest trespass is caring more …

By: Trixie Cruz-Angeles

This March, in celebration of Women’s Month, I will be featured in a men’s magazine known for its racy and sexy photos. So before the issue will come out, and before someone thinks that I have given up my law practice for a more salacious career let me tell you this in advance.
I am one of the women whose pictures appear in FHM’s tenth anniversary edition. Comparatively speaking I have more clothes on than most of the women in it, so before the naysayers start speculating, I’m stating …

Retards. They seem to be the “in” word these days for losers who have hidden agendas. Sarah Palin wanted President Obama to fire White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel for a comment she characterizes as a “slur on all God’s children with cognitive and developmental disabilities” when Rahm Emanuel used the word “retarded” in a close door meeting. But when Rush Limbaugh used the same word in his regular radio broadcast, that was exempted from Sarah Palin’s ire for according to her, it was satire.
I don’t expect Sarah Palin …

Ok. Ever since I outed myself supporting Noynoy Aquino for Philippine Presidency, I’ve earned the ire and hatred of a lot of Filipinos. Well, this time around, I have to prepare, because Canadians will hate me this time. Why?

Did you watched the Vancouver Olympic Opening Ceremonies?
One word. Boring. I mean, really. Achingly boring.
At first, I thought I was watching cartoons. Then there was this guy who was like a preacher. Oh! And KD Lang with her/his Allelujah! I was confused if I was watching the Olympics or a Prayer …

Hello mga ka-barrio, Happy Valentine’s Day sa inyo!
At syempre, dahil sa araw ng mga puso ngayon – time out muna tayo sa politics mga ka-barrio! Let’s take a breather and have some fun with the Pinoy cheesiest quotes I found online.
1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Can I take your picture? I want to show Santa kasi exactly what I want for Christmas!
4. Exam ka …

Hello, hello! Guess who’s back to join the circus?

First of all, I’d like to apologize for not making sulat any contribution last month. You see, I just got back from the ‘happy place’ after suffering a massive breakdown due to my involvement in that infamous golf player scandal. Yes, yours truly was also a kasalo, and I was slut #19. (insert Krista Ranillo laugh here). Anyway, I’m okay now and Yaya Indira (a.k.a. slut #20) is doing great too.
Today is the official start of the circus commonly known to us …

Here’s Ara Mina ya’all, especially to all Quezon City residents. She wants your vote as councilor.

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Manny Pacquiao is a champion boxer.
Manny Villar is champion realtor.
Manny Pacquiao is a classic tale of rags to riches.
Manny Villar is a classic tale of using good looks to make riches.
Manny Pacquiao has houses in GenSan, Davao, Manila and the US.
Manny Villar promises low cost housing for everybody as long as it’s from Camella.
Manny Pacquiao is terrible actor but good in singing.
Manny Villar is a terrible actor but good in lying.
Manny Pacquiao spends a lot in gambling.
Manny Villar spends a whole lot more in tv advertising.
Manny Pacquiao’s movies are …

So, I woke up this morning and saw a comment waiting to be approved on my reyna elena dot com site, to my blog entry that’s not even political. It was an emo entry… you know… “kung liligaya ka! sa piling nang iba!” that type. The comment was from the founder of Dona Victorina, founder of utak pugita na kapatid pala nang impaktong utak tilapia, with a shout out that goes:
“WE WOULD LIKE TO ASSURE YOU DEAR SIR THAT VICTORINA DOES NOT ENDORSE ANY PRESIDENTIABLE…”
HUH?! SO?!
Having some problems on getting …

Someone sent me the link to Marlene Aguilar’s website and I thought it was pretty interesting na yong bumulaga saken was that pic above where it says: “Somebody has to take the firing line”. Ano yon?! Hahaha!
Ok, you probably already know, na yong road rage idiot has already been caught and of all places, dun lang pala sa balay nang madir. Ok naman si madir sa kanyang acting. Pa-cry cry on national TV, say pa that Ivler (spelled backwards it says EVIL) was in San Diego, California. Pucha, takot …

“Hindi sekreto sa buong Pilipinas ang pinagdadaanan namin ni James. Siguro naman and I addressed this to the mother, I’m sure mommy would not want your daughter to be a contributing factor to the demise of my marriage. And I’m sure as a married woman, you don’t blame me and you cannot blame me for wanting me to save my marriage.” ~Kris Aquino~
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Stop the bloody ugly Philippine Election campaign folks! Forget about the nasty feud between Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien. You can even set aside the demented Pat Robertson and crazy Rush Limbaugh because the current rave in America is this guy, 62 year old General Larry Platt who was last night’s last contestant on the American Idol. Here’s his very catchy song!

LYRICS: PANTS ON THE GROUND
Pants on the ground

Pants on the ground

Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Gold in your mouth

Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground

Call …

I assume alam niyo na ang chika ngayon na sinugod raw ni Kris Aquino ang rumoured girlfriend ng husband niyang si James Yap. Kung hindi pa, pwes ngayon alam niyo na.
According to the Inquirer,
Show biz celebrity Kris Aquino confronted a female fan of her husband, basketball star James Yap, shouting insults at the woman and her mother just outside their upscale Pasig City residence late Wednesday, the Inquirer learned Thursday. The popular TV host and movie actress spent about 10 minutes at the gate of the Valle Verde 2 home …

Alam kong madalas niyong mabasa ang katagang “chorvaloo” dito sa Barrio at malimit niyo rin itong marinig mula sa bunganga ng aming sangkapatiran pati na rin sa mga babae (at lalake?) na feeling miyembro na rin ng aming federacion.
Kung interesado kayong malaman ang history ng napaka-influential na salitang ito, continue reading this post.
Kung hindi niyo naman feel na malaman kung bakit may ganitong salita, ay huwag niyo nang ipagpatuloy ang pagbabasa at baka ito pa ang maging dahilan ng high blood niyo. Charing!
Disclaimer: Ang sumusunod na mga talata ay base …

It all started with Rosanna Roces, better known as Osang, nasty remarks directed at teachers.
A show has been suspended by MTCRB for 20 days. A show that is supposed to be our show, from their tag line, it’s your show, it’s your time, IT’S SHOWTIME! But it seems that last week, the show became OSANG SHOW. Rosanna Roces aka Osang was one of the guest judge in the show, in one of her comment on the contestant, the reputations of our teachers were dragged. This is the cause of the …

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe was photographed recently looking like this.

Is that supposed to be the ‘IN’ look or is she suffering from an eating disorder?
To prove to you that it’s not just a photograph with bad angle, see her in these photos.

For your information, Rachel Zoe is one of the most influential personalities in the world of fashion. Her clientele include A-list celebrities like Jennifer Garner, Cameron Diaz, Debra Messing, Kate Beckinsale, Joy Bryant and more. She also has a reality show called “The Rachel Zoe Project”.
In Hollywood, being thin …