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	<title>Barrio Siete &#187; Satiriko</title>
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		<title>Top 10 Best Floating DPWH Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Buhay sa Barrio Siete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Business and Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The photo of the &#8216;floating&#8217; DPWH officials has been the talk around the blogosphere for a couple of days now pero hanggang ngayon aliw na aliw pa rin ako sa mga iba&#8217;t-ibang versions circulating online. Listed below are my favorites:

Check them out sa Abbey Road!
Join din sila sa &#8216;We are the World&#8217; (Can you spot them here?)
Kasama naman nila dito ang mga rallying plankers
DPWH-ing with the &#8216;Eraserheads&#8217;. Cool!!!
Ginawan din sila ng version with the UP Pep Squad
Sinama din sila sa &#8216;Hogwarts&#8217; with Harry Potter and friends
May version din sila sa ...]]></description>
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		<title>An Eklat Exclusive: One-on-One with the President</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/an-eklat-exclusive-one-on-one-with-the-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 12:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eklat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liz Uy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Noynoy Aquino]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello friendships! Kaya pala dumalang ang appearance sa Barrio ng ating favourite villainess na si Eklat  dahil naging busy na pala ang bruha bilang global correspondent ng isang foreign news agency. 
Sa kanyang pagbabalik, narito ang kanyang unang pasabog sa 2011. An exclusive one-on-one interview with the president himself, PNoy.
Here is the interview:
Eklat: Hello Mr. President and congratulations. How does it feel to be the president of this country?
PNoy: Hi Eklat, I’ve heard so much about you and Barrio Siete. Anyway, to answer your question, being the president of ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Prodigal Daughter</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/the-prodigal-daughter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 11:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Buhay sa Barrio Siete]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Year's Resolution]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Guess who’s baaaaaack!
Oo ako nga, wala nang iba. Charing!

It’s been a long time since my last contribution dito sa Barrio Siete. Maraming dahilan kung bakit hindi na ako muling nakapagsulat dito at kung iisa-isahin pa natin ay baka kulangin ang 48,000 characters na allowed sa amin bilang contributing writers ng Barrio.
Well, ang showbiz na sagot diyan ay naging super busy po ang inyong lingkod sa personal life, sandamakmak na trabajo at deadlines ang aking inatupag at kung hindi ko man ito maasikaso ay baka sa kangkungan na ako pupulutin. Ang ...]]></description>
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		<title>what was your major, major mistake again?</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/what-was-your-major-major-mistake-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 02:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reynz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chizmiz sa Parlor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Komentaryo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
~weeps~ (strategy to think)
You are making me cry with your question Mr. Baldwin! I&#8217;m sorry, but I can&#8217;t help it.
~more hikbi~ (more strategy to buy time and think)
You see, one of the biggest mistakes I made just recently, in fact, they even dethroned me as Miss Philippines, was not minding the little things that matters the most about joining the Miss Philippines beauty pageant.
(i swear to god! the crowd will roar!)
You see Mr. Baldwin, I am an illegitimate child and in the Philippines, we are being frowned upon.
 (Believe me, ...]]></description>
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		<title>Most Shocking SONA Ever?</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/most-shocking-sona-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BURAOT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chizmiz sa Barberya]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo Credits: Ted Aljibe
Kinakabahan ako. Sona na sa Lunes. At sabi pa naman ni bostsip Noy, it will gonna be shocking. I-a-announce yata nya na lahat ng mga kongresman na dating nasa Lakas, naging praktikal na, ehe  naging Liberal na.
At dahil napakahalaga ng okasyon na darating, maraming mga sikatchupoy sa showbis at politics ang  asahan nating eeksena kagaya noong inagurasyon.
Si Miriam nga raw, nag-sign ng waiver na hindi na magsusungit at nagpramis na magbabaril na lang sa sarili. Si Bong Revilla naman,  isasama sa sona ang humigit ...]]></description>
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		<title>What do Sharon Stone and Kris Aquino have in common?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chizmiz sa Parlor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do Sharon Stone and Kris Aquino have in common?
Well, aside from the fact that they are actors, and cougars, they both have an exquisite (read: nakakaloka and nakakapraning) taste in fashion.

At kahapon sa inauguration ni President Noynoy Aquino, may napatunayan na naman ako na they both have a very alarming thing in common.
Pareho silang killers.
Oo, killer.
MUPPET KILLERS!
Pareho nilang pinatay ang dalawa sa pinaka-loveable characters ng Sesame Street.
While Sharon Stone killed the latina muppet Rosita,

Kris Aquino killed the historic Big Bird.
See for yourselves.

Makonsensya sana kayo!
Photo credits:
Entertainmentmoose.com
Stylebible.ph
Muppetnewsflash.com
Chuvaness.com
Socialitelife.com
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		<title>Put Your Own Caption: Pinoy Dog Show</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/put-your-own-caption-pinoy-dog-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 04:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrNonsense</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[is this going to show in the blood test?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that it&#8217;s clear that he has lost this year&#8217;s  presidential race to Noynoy Aquino, Joseph &#8220;Erap&#8221; Estrada now needs to find a new LEGAL way to make a lot of money.  Hmmm?  Maybe he can work for tips at the airport restrooms.  Or be a dancer in Japan. Or&#8230; may I suggest working for Manny Pacquiao?  I think Pacman has more money than the national GDP. 

For everything else, there is the Mayweather megafight.
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		<title>Put Your Own Caption: The Winner!</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/put-your-own-caption-the-winner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 22:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MrNonsense</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business and Politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[arroyo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While Estrada awaits for another People&#8217;s Power, the electoral victories for Aquino and the Marcoses promise CHANGES in the Philippines. (huh?).  The only question now is whether Manny Pacman submit to a Malacanang-styled drug-testing.
God bless the Philippines and I hope that Manny beats Mayweather.  Hurray!

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		<title>Kris Aquino&#8217;s Online Despedida Party</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/kris-aquinos-online-despedida-party/</link>
		<comments>http://barriosiete.com/kris-aquinos-online-despedida-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 13:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>barrio_ninja</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sa kadahilanang bumigkas nang salita ang Kristita tungkol doon sa fake psycho report nang ABS-CBN kung saan sinabi nyang: &#8220;Gusto ko silang saksakin!&#8220;, aba&#8217;y seryosohin ba nang mga ilang anti-Noynoy fanatics. Totoo bang mag-tatayo si Kris nang private army para habulin si Maria Ressa dahil binigyan nang ABS CBN ang pekeng report nang air-time? Hindi. Heto kasing mga anti-Noynoy fanatics, ultimo satiriko pinaniniwalaan kada punto.

Kaya heto ngayon sa Facebook hindi pa man nasusunog, pero umiinit na sya. Mayron na kasing Kris Aquino&#8217;s Online Despedida Party sa Facebook. Mga kagagawan nang ...]]></description>
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		<title>ABS-CBN official NEGA network ng mga Bitter Ocampo</title>
		<link>http://barriosiete.com/abs-cbn-official-nega-network-ng-mga-bitter-ocampo/</link>
		<comments>http://barriosiete.com/abs-cbn-official-nega-network-ng-mga-bitter-ocampo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 06:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>barrio_ninja</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hindi ko maintindihan itong ABS-CBN na ito kung bakit palaging Bitter Ocampo saan mang sulok ng mundo? Sa totoo lang, pagdating sa credibility issue, bagsak na bagsak na ang ABS CBN. Sa election coverage pa lang nila di na sila fair and everybody knows this. Minsan nga matatawa ka na lang sa slogan nila na &#8220;Panig sa Katotohanan, Panig sa Bayan&#8221; kasi sarililang nila niloloko nila. Kahit anong kumahog ni Karen Davila at Ces Drilon, di pa rin nila mapantayan ang kinang ni  Mel Tiangco at Vicky Morales pagdating ...]]></description>
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