Comelec: Walang himala!
Matatandaan na nagkaron nang pa-binggo sa PICC in Pasay City noong election day. Me tambiolo, me bolang puti at me numero. Ano pa tawag nyo dun kundi, binggo.
Maliwanag ang anuncio nang Comelec ukol sa mga pamumukol about poll fraud, sama na mga fashion statement na me maskara at bola bola sa muka. Ang resulta nang Random Manual Audit (RMA) nila ay nag-papatunay na – - – - – walang himala!
“We did not see something that will really shock us… overall it looks like the counts of the PCOS machines were consistent,” said Comelec Commissioner Lucentio Tagle, co-chair of the Technical Working Group for the RMA, in Filipino.
Kung nagkaroon man daw nang discrepancy sa manual at automated count ay dahil nga sa – inglisin ko - “appreciation” of the marking on the oval. Deep. Now ko lang nalaman na ang pag-marka pala nang hugis itlog ay to “appreciate” hehe! Haysst! Pinapatamaan ata ako nang mga to, dahil I do appreciate hugis nang itlog! Hehehe!
Kasalanan to nang iba dyan. Sabi nila, kung gusto mong iboto si [insert candidate's name here] lagyan mo nang “CHECK MARK”. Mga walanghiya kayo! Hindi na kayo na-awa sa mga hindi marunong! Hehehe! Basta ako, wala akong kinalaman sa Voter’s Education na to. Wala.
“Shaded naman talaga ang mga oval, merong times na hindi masyado, hindi bilang ng machine, binilang ng RMA team (The ovals are actually shaded, but there are times when it’s not fully shaded, so it’s not counted by the machine but the RMA team counted it),”
Ayan. Maliwanag.
Ulitin ko.
Walang himala!

Source: No indication of fraud during manual audit — Comelec
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reynz is one Uragon and a Filipino-American, has many years of public accounting & auditing, broadcast investments, housing tax credits and equity investments as his background. Based in the US, he maintains his personal and humor blog at reyna elena dot com. A graduate of Aquinas U, he went to GWU and Temple U in the United States.














hindi ba dapat depress-ciation? dahil mas tumitigas ang itlog kapag ni-aamoy-amoy, ni-pipisil-pisil at ni-didiin-diinan. hahaha