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1 November 2009 11 Comments

Aphrodisiac. A substance which is used in the belief that it will increase sexual desire.

Ewan. In my mind, pag frigid ka – frigid ka. At mas lalo na pag wez ka paligo at mag-ayos. Kahit lunukin mong buo ang cobra, hindi yan uubra. Indi yun aphrodisiac. Shocking ka lang talaga.

Soup # 5

Eeeeekkkk! Nunca!

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“Strong like a bull is a phrase that attracts some lovers to this four-legged mammal with a notorious temper. In areas of Southeast Asia, a soup (known as soup # 5) composed of onions, carrots, broth and bull’s penis and testicles is a popular dish noted for its aphrodisiac properties. The parts in question are given a good scrubbing and scalded in boiling water for good measure before winding up in an aromatic soup loaded with vegetables. Unlike some truly wild aphrodisiacs that are potentially harmful, bull’s soup is pretty tame by any stretch of the imagination. And while ostrich testicles are said to be tasty, they fall short in the bedroom when compared to the hardy bull variety.”(Source: Top 10 Weirdest Foods To Get You In The Mood)

Balut

Ewwww!~ Hahaha! Kahit pinoy ako, I have nevah evah evah!!!

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“Balut is another popular Asian dish served with love in mind. Balut is a duck egg that contains a fetus. The egg is boiled and served. This dish is said to have Viagra-likeproperties so it is of particular interest to men. Once the fetus or embryo is consumed, the stimulation is thought to begin. Often served nestled within its broken outer shell, this dish is aweird aphrodisiac that is a real bargain compared with bird’s nest soup. And because ducks are not on the Endangered Species List, this dish is quite legal to order unlike the following.”(Source: Top 10 Weirdest Foods To Get You In The Mood)

I don’t understand why some people take aphrodisiac. Bakit?! Bakit?! I guess mind control nang sarili. Para bang once you take it, immediately your brain wirings will tell you na isa kang kalibog libog na nilalang. O baka naman marketing promo nang mga balut-penoy whatever for more sales hehehe!

Now, what men don’t understand is that, there is one common aphrodisiac available in all corners of your neighborhood. There’s just one side effect. There’s a possibility that you’d end up sleeping with horrific looking creatures.

Watch this.

Ok. Now maybe this explains why puro tulisan ang mga naging ka-date ko. Hmpt!

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