It’s like a little prayer
So… wer wer wee sa senakulong nangyayari sa Bastusang Pambansa???
“He was trying to buy me off!” Teks saken ni Juan Ponce Enrile.
Huh?!
“Eh, ba’t di mo tinanggap?!”
Wala pang sagot si Enrile.
Duda ko, ninakaw na naman ang load nang lolo nyo.
Forget muna naten na ETHICS ang bloody topic sa Bastusang Pambansa mga kabarrio, and most of them were unethical anyway. Anak nang leche talaga oo! Turn of the century parliamentarian role models! Pwe!
Anyway…
“If you want to become president, you have to act responsibly and show leadership,”
Yan ang say nang Satur Ocampo, face the music daw Manuel Villar and dance in the Senate floor at hindi sa public pavement and defend sa mga charges about acting unethically in connection with the C-5 road extension project. Otherwise, people will always doubt Villar in terms of his good governance.
Tumpak naman ang sinabi ni Satur di ba? Just how do you rate ba si GMA in terms of her governance aber? But that’s another multi-million sell the island fat contract fertilizer ABCDE story.
Say ni Risa Hontiveros, Villar was getting pretty “un-presidentiable” with all his conduct unbecoming of a Senator considering na former Senate President ang Manny. In simple terms, an sabi nya: “Paano nya masasabi na sya ay may paninindigan kung di nya kayang tumayo para sa kanyang sariling pangalan!” Ouch! Oopps! Aray pala.
Tinuunan ni Risa nang pansin ang lolo nating si Paymentel na dapat mag-apologize sya ki Mar Roxas: “Hindi po ito nakakatulong sa paghahanap natin ng katotohanan at katarungan, at mas lalong hindi nakakatulong sa lumalalang reputasyon ni Manny Villar”.
Sabi nga ni Sonia Roco, gurang na sya, wez nya pa knowing where’s the left and the right turn?
Nag-sorry naman ang lolo nyo.
Im fak, nag-press release muna sya sa GMA that he will apologize to anyone who was hurt.
Pwera ki Mar at Korina.
Eto ang sabi nya:
~C5 is a mystery… everyone’s been paid a whole..~
~I hear Villar call my name and it feels like…~
~When you call my name, it’s like a little Prayer. ~
~I’m having hard time to pee, but Manny I take you there. ~
~In the Senate floor, I can see King’s Highway ~
~Just like a prayer, Manny I take you there…~
Ok. Wait.
Here’s the better version.
Donate na lang kayo sa Haiti.
Viewed 16638 times by 3509 viewers
reynz is one Uragon and a Filipino-American, has many years of public accounting & auditing, broadcast investments, housing tax credits and equity investments as his background. Based in the US, he maintains his personal and humor blog at reyna elena dot com. A graduate of Aquinas U, he went to GWU and Temple U in the United States.
Its very amusing…now nag walk out tuloy si Miriam; na-insulto daw siya kay Ka Ponce…Bakit kasi ayaw pang humarap ni Villar…kesa pa-highway-biway pa kuno sa media?
Yan ang tunay na “Daang Hari” LOL!
http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=544227&publicationSubCategoryId=63
Ayan ang lola nyo. Gora pa daw sya nang Divisoria’t mangu-ngulekta nang pahulugan kesa sumali sa mga batuhang saling pusa sa Bastusang Pambansa hahaha.
CUM to think of it…mas malufeet ito kesa FARMVILLE!
Chorva nga ng iba…this House got saling pusa and baboys…
But I still prefer my YM contacts…may tunay na insertions…
WEW!!
Sen. Miriam Santiago is one interesting personality…hehehe…
HAHAHA!!! i really enjoy your blog…Pinoy nga naman, nakakakita pa rin ng katatawanan sa gitna ng ano mang issues. Although nakakatawa, tumbok naman ang katotohanan. Nakakaloka na nga naman ang nangyayari sa Bastusang Pambansa natin….but, its a blessing na rin kasi sadyang pinalalabas ng sitwasyon ang tunay nilang pagkatao.
hey ana!
is this the anna that i know from manila na nag msg saken from los angeles? hahaha
dahil sa na stress si lola miriam nagkamali daw tuloy ng pasok ng CR, sa men’s room pumasok, kalokah, magresign na lang daw silang lahat, palitan na lang ng barriotic people ang senado, pagkakataon mo na mahal na reyna
i know! gusto kung sumali sa kanila para makatikim sila nang lecture ko! hahaha