It’s time for world peace
By: Reyna Elena
I’m tired of elections. Kaya it’s time for world peace.
Meron pa naman akong i-ilan na boylets na natitira. Yong iba, isinumpa na ako mula nung nalaman na ako’y isang yellow fairy godmother. They moved at nag-iba na nang bahay. And none of them told me where.
Boylet number 1 is for Villar. Sya yung mega-ask nang pan-tricycle worth taxi fare papunta sa polling precinct na pwede namang lakarin. Binili ko ang boto nya. Kaya lang wala akong internal control systems kung talagang si Noynoy nga ang binoto nang mokong. Alam mo yon? Naubusan ako nang ink.
Boylet number 2 is for Gibo. Jejemon sya. Wala akong naintindihan sa mga love letters nang loko. Duda ko, minumura ako.
Boylet number 3 is for Gordon. Matindi ang lecheng to. Lahat daw sa buhay ko puro mali.
Dahil lord of magnanimous ako, gusto kong mag-offer nang world peace. Tinawagan ko isa-isa.
Eto ang nangyari.
Boylet # 1
~kring~
The number that you dialed is not in service or is out of coverage area.
Please try your call again later.
Goodbye.
Boylet # 2
~kring~
Please try your call again later.
Goodbye.
Boylet # 3
~kring~
Goodbye.
POHTA!!!
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reynz is one Uragon and a Filipino-American, has many years of public accounting & auditing, broadcast investments, housing tax credits and equity investments as his background. Based in the US, he maintains his personal and humor blog at reyna elena dot com. A graduate of Aquinas U, he went to GWU and Temple U in the United States.
Baka nagpalit lang sila ng SIM card Reynz!
buti di ka sinagot ng answering machine ng…
“the person you dial, is having S#X at the moment” bwahaha.
hahaha sya! ayoko na mag-blog! pagod na ako hahaha kayo naman hahaha ayusin ko muna love life kooo!!!
hahahahaha manghihiram muna ko ng mga
nagkalat na utak sa tabi tabi para makaisip ng iba-brag hahaha
hala pagtatadyakan yung mga my utak dyan na mag contribute ng post
ako excuse,yung ulo ko kapitan lang ng buhok,walang laman hahahaha
KUMARENG LEEEE!!! KAMOSTAAA!!! me nagbobogbogan pala sa kabilang kwartooo hahaha! ano na namang kabaliwan to nang reyna???
Conchiiiiiing,welcam bak,tapos
naba labahin mo?tulungan mo ko magwalis ng
mga nalagas na buhok sa sabunutan sa kabilang
rum mamya ha?naka yun pa ikadulas kot ikamatay.
EEEeeeek!past midnite na pala,babay nat
magbabago na ko ng anyo any moment…
ka-zooooom! Grrrrraaawwwwwllll, awooooooooo!
oo! nagpapatuyo nang mga nakasampay. ang mga tao kasi dito sa lugar namen sinusungkit ang mga sampay ko
Teka teka Mahal…
I was just chatting with a pal and he said there are 6million votes still to be factored in and the gap between Noy and Erap(God forbid) is 5million. Here’s a sinister thought: What if the moled goblin really does have Erap in her gucci purse? Who gave him a hasty pardon?? Widespread cheating may have been averted but…but…please tell me I am waaaaaaaaaay off. I want to be wrong big time!!!!!