Learn the basics: Social Climbing 101
This entry was originally posted sa reyna elena. Kaso dahil me mga bagong salta na di maintindihan ang meaning nang social climbing, I felt na I have a duty to the kawntri and da nation to make an explanation. Kaya kung nabasa ninyo yung litanya ni HollyShit sa comments section, hindi naintindihan nung gurl ang meaning nang “social climbing” sa Barrio Siete. Actually, wala akong interes mag-explain sa doctorate. Dapat alam nya na yun. Pero, dahil mabait ako, here’s a refresher course on Basic Social Climbing applicable to all sexes and neutered brought to you by PRE, Pamantansan nang Reyna Elena. Magbasa para matuto. Walang explanation, instead eto ang Social Climbing powerpoint application.
You know, even though I really, really wanted to go home sa Manila for good, masaya naman kami actually dito sa Philly. We party all the time, get drunk (sila, di ako), get wasted (sila, di ako), get molested (sila, di ako) and arrest some cops (sila, di ako).
Learn some more social climbing skills!!!
Dahil nga mahilig kaming humada we are very friendly, there was this rule that I learned sa bars, which has now become part of my social climbing skills. Accordingly, pag me nakatingin daw sayo taz lumagpas nang 1 minute, ibig sabihin, interested ever sayo ang nakatingin – so, you gotta catch that moment and say something – fast! At ang sabi pa, “to smile” is to say something, na pede mong gamitin kung nabilaukan ka to come up with a word. Ayan, pedeng man-hunting skills po yan at pede ring gurl-hunting skills. Getz nyo?
Ok, nailista ba tong bagong social climbing tips naten? Write it down and don’t forget to remember.
Social climbing application
Well, I was driving home from work one day. Trapik. Stop kotse ko. Stop kotse nang mama. Napalingon ako. At muli pang napalingon uli ako. Gwapo!!! Kumurap-kurap ang kilay ko. But I noticed, nakatingin sya. Biglang na-alala ko ang rule!
*TOINK*!!! I was told na pag me nakatingin daw seyo nang lagpas siksti sekon, me interes sayo, kaya you have to say something at ang pag-smile is equivalent to saying “something”.
So, nagbilang ako, wan-tansan wan, wan-tansan-tu, hangang limang tansan ang nabilang ko, so me interes sya based dun sa kwagong rule di ba? So, may I smile ang lola. Smile den sya. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Hindi na interes toooo! Boyfriend syaaaa!!!!
Green light
Sinundan ko sya ngayon.
Napansin ko medyo nag slowdown din sya.
Tinabihan nya ako.
Smile pa den sya! Whoah!
Nanga-ngatog na po ang tuhod ko!
In my mind, picket fences na toooo! And my imaginations were running wild. Gusto ko, sa Las Vegas ang kasal. Private affair lang. Just like the superstars.
Pumasok sya sa magarang development.
Sinundan ko.
Napansin ko, nag-stop sya.
Stop ako. You have no idea! Alam nyo nyong kabog nang kabog ang puso nyo!
Grabeeee! Wish ko dalwa lang anak namen. Mahal mag-pa-aral eh.
Nasa baba na sya nang kotse inaabangan ako. Inayos ko ang buhok ko. Ang ganda ko talagaaaa!!!
Di pa ko nakakababa, lumapet na sya. Binaba ko na lang window ko.
Where’s your driver’s license? And why have you been following me?
Pulis pala sya!!! [shocked!]
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Base….
Huli ka… kala mo ha?..
Hulaan ko ang sinabi ng Pulis…
You are under arrest.. you have the right to remain silent night, holy night all is calm and all is bright.
If you have nothing to say just keep quite.
wala jeri, sya pa naman ang balak kong arestuhin hehehe
out of topic.. pansin ko lang ang latest Alexa ranking ng Barrio..
338,511..
somebody out there who can predict the alexa ranking of barrio for this coming month?
psst! wag kang maingay hehehe me mga masasagasaan tayong mayayabang hahaha
Tol, actually ang actual is 325,064. May delay kasi mga widgets. Prediction ko end of month nasa 270K and ma reach top 100K end of Sept.
somehow, i believe that 25k is doable this week. we had that experience already na lagpas pa kamong 25k in one day, so, i suspect, we’d breach the 200k this coming week.
Wow! sounds so good… i hope within succeeding months, barrio will be in top 100.
Ngeh! Muntik na ko mamatay sa inggit sayo Reynz. While reading, i was imagining ako ikaw. Biglang pulis pala? Hahahaha!
hehehe dapat lang talaga akong kainggitan Lani. that’s normal. maganda kasi talaga ako. hehehe
Amen Reynz…
Langyang pulis yan ah. Buti na lang at cute. Lol. Ingat na lang sa pagso-social climb.
oo mel hehehe at tipong sugar daddy ang dating ko pag nagkataon hehe di ko alam kung napagkamalan akong terorista hahaha
ano ba yun, kala ko talaga e serious mode me at ng matuto mag sochal climb! yun pala e stalking etu! haha, panalo!
@dinah!
hinda ah! social climbing rule application talaga un! pramis! hahaha!
aahahahhaahah!!!
napa-daan lang at nakibasa.. hehe
ingat sa pulis mon!
Hahahahahahaha alangya!
u like? hehehe! true story yan ha! hehehe! at naging kebigan ko ang pulis! hahaha!
Reynz,
Buti pa ang mga pulis dyan, mga mukhang tao talaga. Dito e bihira ka lang makakita ng ganyan ka-mukhang tao kasi karamihan dito e mga Uncle Lacoste.
‘dayy!!! ang gu-gwapo nang mga pulis dito! meron ding mga balikwa paminsan minsan, pero generally ang gu-gwapo taz magagalang ang mga yan hahaha! ang mga motorista ang mga buwaya hahaha
Mukhang mabango nga ang wafung pulis na kamuntikan mo ng maharbat. E dito, juice ko, ang babantot at kupal pa. Hmpt.
ang given na nakita ko na naman ang video na Ninoy, with them shouting “Ako na! Ako na!” grabe!!!
speaking of pulis, may uniform ako nyan. haha. minsan nga iba-blog ko tas ilalagay ko sa caption, “sino gusto masaktan?” haha
hehehe kung wala sanang makabasa nito Dencios, me isisigaw na sana ako hehehe
Hmm, pwede namang arrest with consent eh! mwehehehe
mudra nakakatuwa naman ang kwento mo, akala ko boyfriend material na, nag imagine ka pa ng kasal at anak, ano daw pala ang violation mo, stalking or driving without…?
Naku ann2tte ganyan rin ang na-feel ko. Imagine, may kasalan na tapos -man in uniform pala yung tinitignan ni Reynz..hahaha… ang kulet1 ^_^
hahaha.kapitana, you should have told him you got lost, you saw him and thought you were friendly so you followed him hoping he could help you. then sweet smile..then wink~wink~. hihi.