Meet the writers: Malensky

“Ang buhay, pa-ganda ng pa-ganda”
Haller mga bords, kapit bahays at mga kapatid sa pananampalataya dito sa ating baryo, ang barrio siete !!!
Malensky ang itawag nyo sa akin, a true blooded Waray-waray who was born on a banig, was raised in the lowly streets of Brgy. Malanday and cultured in some barrio in the Eastern Visayas region. Sa maniwala kayo’t sa hinde, I was born into extreme poverty (mukha kase akong mayaman in real life haha). Growing up in the barrio has helped me understood the importance of diskarte, responsibility and hard work at a very young age, and for that, I consider myself lucky.
I took an engineering course by mistake kaya naman I graduated without honors in some University beside the Pasig river haha. That’s where I mastered the art of nosebleeding. I was an active youth leader during my younger years who juggled between studying and walking the streets of Mendiola, Morayta all the way to Recto and Divisoria. One of my mentors told me that I have this charm daw that could capture the hearts of millions, charing lang ano ba!
I am a real life opportunist, stenographer haha, self-proclaimed artist, professional haggler slash stalker and all around labandera who never ran out of creative ideas. I am your street-smart babe who frequents the parlor, making friends with the parloristas so I could get my free highlites lol.
My greatest achievement? Getting a perfect UNO in Physics – my one and only shining moment in the University.
I am currently working in the field of Quality Management with slightly above minimum salary (ok, don’t believe in the chismis that I threatened my boss to get a promotion). The years I spent in the BPO industry has helped me utilize my English language skills, and has put a twang in my Tagalog and Binisaya haha.
I adore everything bakya, cheap and jologs, forever obsessed with www, history, geography, humanities, puzzles, solving mysteries and making up my own haka-haka.
Grabe the pressures of being a writer here in barrio siete ha, I feel so insecure with my fellow ka-barrio who’s got credentials attached to their names. Tuloy, I am now seriously thinking of going into a graduate school just for the heck of it, or maybe, further my studies in Ricky Reyes Learning Institute, yah know so I could try a career out of haircutting, with manicure and pedicure.
I am practically married to George (laptop yun) and currently enrolled in a lifelong course called life. My motto in life: “I am fine, thank you!”.
Hugs and kisses to all,
- Malensky A., CPP/NPA, KBP, UMTS, HTTP, IEEE, TCP/IP, 802.11a/b/g/n
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malensky is is a true blooded Waray-waray from a certain barrio in the Eastern Visayas region. She graduated without honors in Engineering at some University along the Pasig river. A real life opportunist, self-proclaimed artist and street-smart babe who frequents the parlor, making friends with parloristas to get free highlites lol. She works in QC with slightly above minimum wage and plans to further her studies in Ricky Reyes Learning Institute so she could try a career out of haircutting, with manicure and pedicure.














karamihan ng magagaling at creative na tao nasa visayas. alam mo ms.malen reader mo na ako at pakoment koment kahit wala pa akong blog noon. may nakita din ako dito sa dubai sa mga comp.shop na reader mo din
~selos~ hmpt! grrr! hahahaa!
@ reynz, ‘day ano bah! it’s good to share! hati tayo lolsssss
medyo nga…
nakakatakot naman magpakilala na tagalog ako(wag kayo maingay ha)… heheheh
ayokong maging bias pero totoo ang sinabi ni dencios
haha, charing lang
kanya kanya yata ng specialty yan..basta yung mga tiga Manila, bilib ako, ang galing nilang mag-TAGALOG hahahahha
really? wow, umaabot ng dubai ang byooti ketch? LOLss. super thanks papa dencios LOLSSSS
@dencios,
this theory is sooooooo right!
reyna <— half ilongga.
inisip ko na nga ba eh(dahil nde ko sinabi) na hinde ka maaring mawala dito sa barrio.
kalog(hinde bilog) ka talaga, in pernes ang haba ng nakakabit sa pangalan mo.
kawawa yang kasalukuyang pinakasalan mo dahil pag nakita mo si mac eh siguradong iiwan mo yan.
congrats ate at sana wag mo pabayaan ung mynosebleed.
@toni,
hindi mawawala yan sa Barrio toni, gusto mo bang habulin ako nang punyal nang waray na yan? hahaha!
inang mari ba mglagay kayo ng sibaks sa gilid, gusto ko lang magreklamo.
madaling araw na kasi ako umalis dito kanina, isip ko natapos ka lahat basahin tas ngaun tambak na naman.
kararating ko lang at sumilip saglit..magtatanim muna ako ng kamatis at ampalaya nabili ko sa tindahan.
@toni, actually pinilit pilit ako ni reynz na sumali, ayoko sana eh ahhaha
seriosuly, i’m honored talaga to be a part of the BS team. abangan mo ang 8.5M readership namin hahaha
extreme poverty ba yong me gas range?! hahaha
gurl, di ko na-getz ba’t naging si GEORGE ang laptop mo? hehehe
pang display lang yun, ni hinde pa nga nagamit yata yung oven nun noh ahhaha
Malen, welcome. You are a ferpek fit dine sa Barrio Siete. Looking forward to hearing all about your Barrio experiences.
thanks mahal. mwahh
lolsss
alam mo ang super hate ko…ACCOUNTING!!!!hahah, pesteng ledger yan hinde ko makalimutan
HOY! HOY! HOY! wag mong hinahamak ang bukal nang yaman na binibigay ko sa mga boylets ko! hahaha!
malen, bisaya pd diay ka? apiyr!
I love the numbers and letters na nakakabit sa name mo. lols natawa talaga ako day!
Kamusta ka-barrio. Very exciting naman ng layf mo. Marami sa atin dito ang nagdaan sa hirap noong kabataan at namayagpag dahil sa sikap. Lungkot lang me, kasi ako nanatiling mahirap (huhu), being jobless and ol. Baka may magpapalaba sa inyo diyan. Pede ring cook medyo masarap akong magluto basta may katabing kukbuk.
nyahaha yami,sabi ng mader ko di msamang maging mahirap at walang kaso yun,ang masama mahirap kana miserable pa buhay mo dahil tamad ayaw magsikap,ok na tayo ganito mahirap na baka yumaman pa tayo magiba pa ugali natin yung kahirapan makes us humble din diba.
I love your webby Malensky, you know that for sure dahil kung gaano ako kadalas sa mga webby na ito ganun din ako dun.
Looking forward to read more of your humor blogs here at Barrio Siete.
Cheers! ^_^
yay, waray-waray matatapang, pareho pala tayong sa banig pinanganak lol,daming mga posts na diko nakita ang bilis kasi ng postings tapos palagi ako wala,kakainggit mga writers dito, yung mga credentials lahat nakapag college,yan ang pinakamalaking frustration ko sa buhay yung hindi nakatuntong manlang ng college dahil priority ko yung mga kapatid ko makatapos,alam mo naman sa barrio ang paniniwala nilang importante ang lalaki ang mapagaral at mapatapos kasi sila ang nagdadala ng pamilya,congrats talagang di hadlang ang kahirapan para makatapos argh, ako lang ang nahadlangan ng kahirapan.
“Getting a perfect UNO in Physics – my one and only shining moment in the University.”
Physics titser namin ang taray, tapos nataon buntis pa at kami ang pinaglihian/pinagtripan. The verdict: 3 bwahahaha….
I was a proud straight A physics university student… on the contrary my Chemistry was wasay. darn it! why those chemical bonds were just to hard to comprehend while others it was nothing! Brain is unfair.
Hahaha, i luv chem…sarap maglaro ng burner…