Mga uri nang kuto sa trabaho
Photo Credits: I don’t remember now. I think Forbes.com
Why do people act they way they do ba? Ano ba??? How come they do the darn wrong things and would let you and your co-workers down? Or act crazy and behave nasty in some negative and damaging ways? Kung naka-experience na kayo nang ganitong mga baliw na ka-opisina, mag-hunus dili, wag kayong tatalon sa bintana, baka pers floor lang sya. Umakyat ka pa. At piktapos mung tumalon? Andyan sila sa harap mo.
Yeap. They lurk everywhere. Eto ang pinakamahirap especially pag manidyer ka. Leche! Pano kung isa sa mga staff mo eh me tipak sa ulo? Anong gagawin mo? Well, siempre depende sa tao, right? So, let’s see. Sino-sino tong mga taong maba-bangga mo sa pabrika? Eto. Pwede ka ring mamili dito kung sino ka.
1.) The Excuse Artist
Misses every deadline and goal, but always seem to be ready with a good excuse or to place blame and point fingers at others.
2.) The Short-Changer
In the Philippines, they’re called 501, a reference to Levi’s Jeans. Late to work, early to leave, “streched lunches”, extended breaks, this person makes an art out of shortening and short-changing the workday, while leaving coworkers “holding the bag”.
3.) The Intimidator
Everyone’s tip-toeing around this person, lest they incur wrath and anger! The intimidator uses fear and bullying tactics to control coworkers and can single-handedly ruin an entire team.
4.) The Gossip
Behind closed doors, through the grapevine, and under the radar, they’re waging verbal warfare, personal attacks, rumors, and criticism are the tools of their trade.
5.) The Clod
This one is a master procrastinator who can come up with plenty of excuses as to why a task or project hasn’t been started. And the Clod does finally get down to business, the work progresses at a snail’s pace, stressing out team members, putting other departments behind schedule, and ultimately, guaranteeing missed deadlines and unhappy clients.
6.) The Downer
No matter what, this person is unhappy. For this pessimist, the glass is always half-empty. The Downer maintains a consistent negative, stifling presence and constantly spreads the bad news to everyone else.
7.) The Minimalist
Apthetic and low-performing, these unmotivated workers can be counted on to give the bare minimum (or even less). They make an art out of turning in mediocre performances that are poor enough to frustrate managers but passable enough to keep them employed.
8.) The Soap Star
Their continuing “soap opera” of personal problems not only hurts their own productivity, but distracts sympathetic coworkers who get drawn into their never-ending predicaments and problems.
9.) The Itch
They need constant attention, reassurance, and feedback and take so much energy and time to manage, you often find yourself sacrificing your job responsibilities to help them meet theirs!
10.) The Smarty-Pants
Challenges your management authority openly and forcefully, constantly questions management decisions, and creates a harmful undercurrent of “anti-management” chatter.
O, ayan! roll da dice! SINO KA DYAN? errrr! KA-OPISINA MO BA ANG ILAN DYAN?
Source: A flyer given to me today by one of our consultants, a small accounting consulting firm based in Miami.
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reynz is one Uragon and a Filipino-American, has many years of public accounting & auditing, broadcast investments, housing tax credits and equity investments as his background. Based in the US, he maintains his personal and humor blog at reyna elena dot com. A graduate of Aquinas U, he went to GWU and Temple U in the United States.
None of the Above..
Multiple choice ito ah! ha ha ha,… i will use my Life line,… 50-50…ahhh teka, ask the audience na lang kaya?….. Call a friend na lang…
mayroon akong kakilala, the downer. puro negative ang madidinig mo kaya kapag kinakausap nya ako sinasapak ko na lang ang pader para matakot sya sa sasabihin nya sa akin.
seriously ang mga ganitong tao ay dapat na pinapangaralan o sinasagot kahit bog boss pa – pamantayan ko yan sa buhay kasi kelangan sumasagot ka kapag nasa katwiran ka.
wala ako sa mga yan. the loner type ako pero productive
Ako din may kakilalang downer. di lang sa trabaho. sa kahit anong area ng buhay na yata.
nakakalunkot nga eh.
ha ha ako, i try to be better than these people because i hate them ha ha napakarami sa amin ng mga naisulat, napakarami katrabahong kuto, ‘ika nga. they suck you dry out of wits. nakakalokah sila!
tama. show ur talent and give ur best than messing up kapag puro reklamo pa din tusukin mo na ng bolpen sa ilong deretcho hanggang utak.
may kilala ako aburido sa big boss nya. mainit ulo nung makausap ko. buti nakausap nya ako at lumamig ang pakiramdam nya haha
ako siguro yung itch (ayokong lagyan ng “the”), kasalanan ng parents ko at ng parents nila, bwa hahaha! applicable sa mga nagkukument, hehehe.
Item # 1..meron akong ka trabaho na ganyan, hindi ginagawa yung responsibilad at magaling pagpasa sa iba, tapos saka ka ituturo pag me gusot…si ganito kasi.. si ganyan kasi… ang daming kasi, kasi.
Excuces & Lies From the Excuse Artist…
Pagna-missed n’yo ang deadline pili na lang kayo bago pumasok bukas!!!
* Didn’t we cancel that project?
* I need an assistant to help me keep track of thing like this.
* I left it at my friend’s house and she’s out of town for a month.
* I have it in my calendar for next week.
* Everybody else failed to get me what i need in time.
* I tried so hard, but no matter what i did, i couldn’t finish the project and take my gov’t-mandated ten-minutes break.
* You didn’t authorize overtime.
* Every time i thought about the project, it stressed me out.
* Do you want it fast, or do you want it right?
* The schedule was completely unrealistic.
* I have it right here. Wait– where did the file go.
* i accidentally deleted it.
* I ran out of paper.
* Didn’t you get it? I emailed the whole thing to you from my home computer last night.
* The file was mysteriously corrupted.
* I do not view porn at work.
* I have bad news, the system error was fatal.
* Your email must have gone into my spam folder.
*
~o0o~ Knock Knock ~o0o~
Nasa smarty pants ako…hahahha…kaya asar sa akin ang mga dati kong amo…nyahahahaha…..
sigh,nung araw sa pinas grabe grabe talaga,pero mula ng lumabas ako ng bansa ok naman,dahil siguro walang maraming nakapaligid sakin at wala akong paki puro lang ako trabaho at yung mga nagiging boss ko super supportive sila.
anung kuto ka —
pwede bang sabihing lisa o kayumad lol,ganun kasi kakulit.
ako, none of the above.
maiinis ka sakin kasi masyado akong mag push,ang motto ko kasi push push push and make them crazy till you get what you need.
ganun ako sa mga suppliers at vendors kaya sa mga tao ko ganun na rin ang attitude ko.
matindi ako sa follow-up,mayat maya at kahit next week pa kelangan palagi kong sabi “now na”,pero nakatawa naman ako lol.
sabi tuloy ng boss ko, yung mga tao ko daw “running like a chicken w/o head” so pag ganun naman na nakitang kong natataranta naman medyo cool down nako, ok “dedline tomorrow morning na” hahaha.