Sorry, no poems here.  But with the 2010 Malacañang Got Talent (sa Pagnanakaw) Show coming, I thought that it might be appropriate to republish my cartoon about the current champion’s visit at the White House 3 months ago. 

Hold the tomatoes, please!

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Put-your-own caption: Arroyo visits Obama

During his meeting with Philippine President Arroyo, President Obama declared:

“Although the Philippines is not the largest of countries, it, using a phrase from boxing, punches above its weight in the international arena.”

Here are my own takes:

Although the Philippines is not the largest of countries, it, referering to the Filipinos’ size, punches above its height in the international arena.

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For a moment, the President thought that he was talking to Pacquaio.

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The Philippine President tried to blackmail the U.S. President for support with a shrunken head.  She said that this is how all American tourists would end up if the U.S. doesn’t finance her war on terrorism.

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Obama signed a contract to play for Arroyo’s favorite basketball team in the Philippines.

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After winning rock-paper-scissors, Obama inherited the Mall of Asia

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After meeting with Obama, the president had the urge to order the biggest and juiciest sausage, cooked very well done, that cost $15,000. 

…And rumor has it that she is still keeping it in her bedroom

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And here some from other bloggers:

GMA:  I wore a three-inch supernova shoes, dressed myself a nice gown, bought with me a shrunken head… And our topic will be Pacquiao? —Ax

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Obama: How on earth does a scissor win over a stone?

GMA: Who said these are scissors, this is a weapon of mass destruction. Now give me back my MWAH. —Ax

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Since making eye contact with mr. obama was putting a strain on her neck, ms arroyo spent the rest of the meeting talking to mr. obama’s crotch.—Deejay

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uh…are they trying to pose for the camera??kaya lang baka yung peace sign at bumbunan lang ni Arroyo ang makita! —Avegirl

Now it’s your turn to make up your own version of what really happened in the oval office.

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MrNonsense is Jesse. He was born and raised by two solid parents in Tondo, Manila. He came to Iowa when he was 17 and is now raising a family in Washington, where a group of Filipinos adopted them as their own. Mr. Nonsense can often be seen in the Tacoma-Seattle area carrying a camcorder, accompanied by his two sons and his personal chauffeur, his wife. He uses his Tondo upbringing to nurture his children and to survive in a mental institution, where he currently works. He enjoys basketball, cooking, singing, cartooning, producing short movies, and making his own furniture out of junked wood because he's so cheap. He is a self-proclaimed "Man of the House,"...when his wife is not home.