There is no more stopping of Noynoy Aquino’s ascendancy to the Philippine presidency. Kaya naman these trolls and anonymous haters are now desperately fighting back. If they can’t drag Noynoy Aquino down, target their supporters. They are on the offensive, like one bloody Ampatuan rampage, directing their backhoe efforts against Noynoy supporters, thus the unrelenting personal attack going on against Reyna Elena by Benjamin Kritz and his team of tilapia brained writer(s). They’re the very same hooligans who would start showing up once Noynoy Aquino entries goes up. But as usual, the commonality of these trolls and haters are just that – they are all anonymous. Their slogan? “Dynamic IP, banded together by one server“.

These trolls, Reyna haters and Noynoy haters alike, want the voting Pinoy public to believe them, but we don’t know who they are. For they’re scared like hell to be known. They proclaim to the world they are of the intelligent kind, but we don’t know what their credentials are. They won’t even tell their candidates. Some pretend to be right-wing or left-wing or undecided but with one enemy, Noynoy Aquino. Getz the clue? They’re just that. Engkanto. For in their small little world, they could be tyrants and whoever they wanted to be. Out in the open, they’ll probably just melt.

Let all these trolls not distract you. There’s no exclusivity of opinion. They have their own selfish motives that they’re selling. Problem is, there are no buyers. These are sales executives with negative sales. And no matter how much “class” or “professionality” or “MSc or MBA” that anonymous bloggers paste on their anonymous credentials, BUYERS BEWARE, they are still anonymous, desperately lacking some credibility.

And by the way, just to let you know: “Master of Science often is abbreviated MS or M.S. in the United States, and MSc or M.Sc. in Commonwealth nations and Europe. This includes Australia and New Zealand“. Got me?! ~wink~

So, don’t you just love Barrio Siete?! We just don’t talk about politics and current events here, our trolls and haters are here playing hide n seek, moro-moro if you will, or indyan pana kakana-kana and still these feeling intellectual bloggers can’t seem to hone their scientific skills in effective writings skills. I wonder how many more years of “professional writing” will they have to do. So, who’s it gonna be? Feeling intellectual paid hackers? Or Barriotic talents. But the fak remains – Reyna Elena and Barrio Siete will continue to be a magnet to those traffic-seeking trolls and haters.

Like this email sent to me na napansin at pinadala nang isang Barangay Tanod:

Benign0 does take on too many different personalities. (Well, that I know already hehe! Pero, salamat BT.) He writes in English apparently lacking in Barrio language:

And when prompted to respond in Barrio language? He switches:

Of course, in the Barrio, we all love Benign0. He takes care of us. In fact, he warns us:

Yes mga kabarrio. Benign0 has warned us. Be scared. Be very, very scared. We all should dahil Ben Kritz is a professional writer daw. Ah ok. Well, porno writer is a professional writer. Paid political hack is a professional writer. Let me give you a sample of Ben Kritz exemplary professional writings:

“low class… an embarassing level of credentialism being one of his many flaws… clown… a conscious choice to take the low road… sophistry (fallacious argumentation) over reason, popularity over accuracy, a comparison to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly, too lazy and too insecure, not the smartest people in their universe, a tyrant, sewer-level, shorty filed under crybaby, douche, drama queens.”

Yet behind this exemplary writings are credentials and persona in anonymity. But, lo and behold, a low-class blogger like me, not even a writer, to deserve so much attention from our “professional writer” here? Aren’t you all jealous?! Hehehe! And so, our sleepless in Cavite Ben Kritz would write Reyna Elena, La Kapitana…

I ask: What have I done to this troll hate blogger?!

He writes…

“Don’t flatter yourself. You make too small a mark on the cosmos for anyone to pay me to blog about you.”

Huus! Kunyari ka pa. Wag ka namang magbiro! Too shallow. I’m speechless and actually truly flattered. Imagine the vast wilderness of the cosmic Pinoy Blogosphere. I’m not even a winner of the Philippine Bolunteers Award. Not even the Most Influential Blogging Business Award. But with blogs sprouting as vast as the cosmic space, how have my writings severely penetrated the mensa mind of our professional writer Ben Kritz here?! I guess I deserve an award. Don’t I?

“I just don’t like you.”

How sad you are my little old boy. (Puta naman oo! Sorry, natatawa talaga ako! Parang bata ang kausap ko. hehehe!) If you can’t stand the protons in my head, my blog, our blog, my good-looking face (why do you have a penchant for my good-looking pictures, anyway?! Puh-leease! Stop fantasyzing me! Guwaaark!) here’s a good site to reflect upon. And also this one. So, don’t be sad my little old hag boy.

“I don’t like your close-mindedness,”

For a fee, I could be flexible.

“I don’t like your candidate,”

Nababayaran din ako. Again, for a fee, I will like your candidate. Sabihin mo lang kung sino.

“I don’t like your over-inflated opinion of yourself.”

It’s not my fault if I am too cute to handle. I heard the some tiny brained fish bloggers out there continues to marvel at my pictures.

“And I sure as hell don’t like you taking a shot at people in my circle, which is what started all this in the first place.”

Now, we’re talking. May I ask, and who are these people in your circle please? Let us know, so we could SKIP them. A list would be good.

“Sure, I do get paid to write.”

Bingo! Am I good or what?! Magkano ba ang tilapia ngayon?

“Just not about you.”

Ow? If I know. Lahat ata nang laman nang Utak ng Tilipia, pag hindi si Noynoy, eh ako. Feeds my attention deficit syndrome.

“If you’re wondering why I spend the time on it anyway, think of it this way: every time I put you off on a tangent talking about me or something related to the various things I’m a part of, I not only get all my regular traffic, I also get all the two dozen or so goobers that drive all of yours.”

This Christmas, I’ll make you happy. I’ll give you all the traffic you want. For no matter how much high traffic you get, if your readers don’t buy your ideas, your delivery of ideas and your “professional” manner of writing demeaning readers and bloggers, even the name of your blog, they won’t stick. You must have missed that in your business school if you truly went to a real one.

“(That’s another thing you shouldn’t flatter yourself about, your traffic rankings — if it wasn’t for the same little bunch of eggheads that read and comment on your site over & over & over again, your stats would be a little more down-to-earth)”

Holy tilapia! Get Real! How dare you insult Bening0, BongV, Double your pleasure and the so many trolls that you all let loose in the Barrio! Hahaha! In fact, here’s another sample copy of a troll, like one gremlin, multiplies in different personalities:

“In essence, you are my marketing tool. Which, as much as you carry on about your site’s traffic performance, is something I would’ve thought you could figure out.”

I’m glad to be of service, Sir. Next time around, let’s fake the CNN Hero of the Year Award to be me.

“Engage your brain before you open your mouth.”

Sad. I don’t have the size of an utak nang tilapia. If you care to know Mr. Ben Kritz, I was not born in this world to live up to whatever expectations you have. The choice and the non-choice of candidates and opinion on any candidate is not an exclusivity you hold. I am not sorry it angered you that my choice for President is Noynoy Aquino. The more I will root and campaign for him.

“I won’t even get into how classless it is for you to post someone’s personal information, either, because I honestly don’t mind all that much. As you’ve no doubt figured out (or maybe not — I seem to already have overestimated your intelligence), I am neither subtle nor discreet. Again, marketing; “freelance” and “anonymity” are two things that do not really work well together. Although that physical address is only accurate to within about five kilometers — I’m not that indiscreet.”

Ow?! And it’s classy to steal my pictures and vandalize the faces of my friends and continue your hate blogging against Reyna Elena? Looks like you’re one track-minded tilapia my friend. The minds of utak nang tilapia.

“You want to keep driving up Utak ng Tilapia’s traffic and giving us a surfeit of promotional material, go right ahead. Maybe we’ll pay you instead.”

Utak nang tilapia is nothing more than a hate blog. I have no problem driving traffic to your site. Reyna readers and B7 readers need to know. I’d like them to read your “professional writing skills”. Our readers are not as dumb as you are. It’s a good tabloid paper, closely followed by Anti Pinoy. You will adore me for being your marketing arm.

Note: Here’s a copy of the comment sent to me by our Barangay Tanod: (double-click pls)

Utak ng Tilapia recent attacks:

1.) 12/23/2009 Volunteerism

2.) 12/22/2009 Fabulousland

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reynz is one Uragon and a Filipino-American, has many years of public accounting & auditing, broadcast investments, housing tax credits and equity investments as his background. Based in the US, he maintains his personal and humor blog at reyna elena dot com. A graduate of Aquinas U, he went to GWU and Temple U in the United States.