(Litraks harbat lang: Di ko po sya kilala, pero kyut!)

And so Nograles bolted out of the administration’s Lakas party to join Villar. That’s understandable. He is running for mayor of Davao City against the daughter of incumbent Mayor Rodrigo Duterte. As you all know, Mayor Duterte endorsed Noynoy Aquino.

While bombs exploded in Basilan…

Word war exploded between Gibo and Nograles.

Gibo called Nograles an “unfirm party member” who has never been supportive of his candidacy. Nograles in turn accused Teodoro of joining the ruling coalition only because of his presidential ambitions since his original party, the Nationalist People’s Coalition (NPC), did not include him on its list of potential standard-bearers. And then you have Neptali Gonzales saying that, “only rats abandon a sinking ship”, referring to Nograles.

If you recall, Danding Cojuangco was upset with Gibo for leaving his party. Remember Danding’s daughter said that they groomed Gibo to lead their party. Well, she endorsed Noynoy, instead! O davah?!

Gawd!

Are you all enjoying this political daytime soap?

Im fak, pati si Hilario Davide did the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and found himself with the Liberal Party?! Huh?! I read sa Ellenville that:

“Sa kanyang presscon noong Lunes tungkol sa kanyang pagtalon sa Liberal Party, sinabi niya na kaya daw siya bumaligtad dahil ang sambayanang Pilipino ay hindi makalimutan ang kurakutan ng adminsitrasyung Arroyo at hindi na sila papayag mangyari yun.”

Tsk! Tsk! Nasabon tuloy sya ni Tita Ellen.

“Alam pala niyang ang kurakutan nina Arroyo, bakit tumahimik siya at nagsipsip sa pekeng presidente? Bakit ngayon buwan lang siya nag-resign?”

Oo nga naman! But of course, we already know why he’s on the LP fence, eh kasi nga yong anak nito, si Hilario III, is running for Cebu governor under the LP banner. He is going against reelectionist Gwendolyn Garcia, who is allied with administration bet Gilberto Teodoro Jr. Ayun. See? Easy political analysis people.

Our latest defector? Gov. Joey Salceda of Albay. He is Gloria’s economic advisor. He is joining Noynoy Aquino.

Nagwala ang Manny Villar! Sigaw nya: “See?! I’m vindicated! It’s Aquino who’s in cahoots with Arroyo!“

Hayst! Tumahimik ka nga dyan Manny! Ayusin mo muna mga fake dyan! Tse!

So, with that defection, that puts Sorsogon’s Sally Lee and Masbate’s Elisa Olga Kho as the remaining provinces in Bicol allied with Gibo.

Hayst! Crispin!!! Basilio!!! Pakisabi ki Olga! Sallee na lang kaya kayo ki Aquino?!

Anyway, at the rate these guys from the administration party are jumping ship; I will not be surprised if the “Lucky Bitch” will be next. Who’s going to take the “Lucky Bitch” though?

Oh.

It was Salceda who called Gloria Arroyo the “Lucky Bitch”.

Not me.

I just second the motion.

BTW! Did you hear this?

Binay said that

Mrs. Arroyo’s attendance at the nuclear summit in the US is “useless” and not “justified”. We’re not a nuke power, and she’s not a green president, so why would Mrs. Arroyo be traveling around the world again to be a spectator in a nuke summit and accept an award she doesn’t deserve?”

Wrong!

I disagree with my fraternity brother.

I hope he doesn’t get upset with me.

Gloria has all the rights in this world to use our tax money for travel and shopping on the sidelines.

We have nuclear warheads.

It’s called KWITIS.

Me watosi pa nga arms arsental naten eh!

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reynz is one Uragon and a Filipino-American, has many years of public accounting & auditing, broadcast investments, housing tax credits and equity investments as his background. Based in the US, he maintains his personal and humor blog at reyna elena dot com. A graduate of Aquinas U, he went to GWU and Temple U in the United States.